Facebook...i mean problem

Yes ladies and gentlemen! Today's topic is FaceProblem!

 

Ever wonder why someone's face look extremely annoying to you on the streets, or someone's particular facial feature just gives you an uneasy feeling? Now here the faceproblem pH.D holder ( well he has to have face problems to begin with ) will give you a layout of the poosible factors contributing to faceproblems! Below is an extract of a candid picture taken from one of our sample laboratory hamsters, named Lester. Complete awesomeness.

 

 

1 - Eyebrows

Thick eyebrows narrow your eyes, allowing your eyes to cast condescending looks on others.

 

2 - Eyes

Like what photographers always said, eyes are the most powerful weapon anyone could posses. Of course, constantly stare into people's eyes. Saggy eye bags also makes you look proud and arrogant.

 

3 - Nose

Just like what said by others that big nose will bring big fortune, the lowering of your self-esteem will take an immediate effect upon sighting such people.

 

4 - I dont know whats that called really, moustache? Cat misai? I should go back to kintergarden

Often depict as someone with good sense of style and fashion ( although its the opposite in real life all the time ), they pressure you a lot.

 

5 - Lips

Thick lips only mean one thing - that person is talkative. Extremely talkative. Like a damn bird chirping / bitching all day non-stop.

 

6 - Fringe. Is that the correct spelling in the first place?

A strand of hair that covers a portion of ones face / eyes, means you're not even worth 1 second of his life to displace his hair, and look at you.

 

7 - Hair

Spiky hairs are stubborn, they wont sit, theyre always restless. Its like you're the cucumber and im the durian, either the cucumber goes to the durian or the durian comes, you're still getting hurt.

 

 

Ok whatever. im just shit bored HAHA. today, in about 6 hour's time i need to wake up and drive my way to campus and sit for a math exam. Although we're reassured today that our math test wouldnt be that hard through a sample test our lecturer gave today, however shits always happens haha. So yeah im pretty much damned, and Dynamics test werent that kind to me today either.

 

Good luck to myself, and laters all.