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The owner of this would like to express his sincerest apologies to all viewer of this web, this is due to a his personal disatisfaction towards spaces.live.com and wished that fellow audiences will stay tune with lesterchew.spaces.live.com and your patience is most appreciated.

 

Below is a sketch of upcoming plan on what is going to take place :-

 

1) This laptop, NEC E6000X series will be sent in for repair as many unfortunate events had taken place and the computer's casing has been severely damaged. e.g. The elevator at the back / rubber-stopper had dropped off

2) Due to the owner's atrocities, he had previously left the entire laptop vulnerable to all sorts of ad-ware and spy-ware by turning off the entire system's firewall. He will attempt to format his whole laptop and this will last as long as the time taken for the Earth to rotate 1 round.

3) This blog will be moved to blogger.com if poosible and this will take a painful ice age to moved it over and in addition to the stress on moving it, the new blog will only be finished designed and equipped with appropriate "cool" template after the Sun had finished burning all its hydrogen.

4) However, this is addressing to the dumb owner's wise mom that no worries this will all take place after the torturous Preliminary Examination by your son which is in the Homosapien group. Futhermore, he would also like to mention that this laptop will be sent in for repair during his preliminary examination period thus posing no threat to his studies and will another factor of distractions to his studies will be eliminated.

 

This message is generated by a computerized system a.k.a Ester-C ( Extremely Stupifying Telecomunication Encrypted Ray - Chew ). Should you have any enquries, do refer to the owner for more information. Contacts are as followed...

 

*system beeping*

 

*system terminated*

 

( this is way to exagerrating..but jzu sth la...enjoy!! lolz...)

Where the melody of unendingness plays on....

This is seriously painful....today i woke up @ 9am....then sleep back...next thing i realised its alrdy 11am....i was all "shit....how goes my studies le...." n then here i am blogging....

 

This week sure is a boring week, doing all the painful a math challanging questions....going through some long forgotten e maths...gettin some essays done....n my boring higher chinese lessons....rushing 2 finish SIX structured essay question for social studies which should b 1 page n lil bit more long per question...n how our Lit teacher streesed on the importance of reading our Lit text n get our skills up up n up....Along with my bio kept throwing us worksheets n practice....physics teacher finishing her fav topic n the last chapter of syllabus which is Radioactivity and of course chem teacher who pose a threat in everything she says even if shes juz going through the practical notes which she compiled HERSELF.....life's sure is boring...

 

Sports seasons over...our sch got 12 gold some silvers n bronzes....think we can clinched 2 be the Top Boy School in Sports and Games for the 10th years in Singapore again....last match is Rugby C division...i wanted 2 go....its after our sch's most famous sports....as well as St. Andrews and Raffles Institution.....of course we won by 15 - 10....haha ot 2 mention 1 of the teachers even made a dreadful mistaken by annoucing we are playing against St. Andrews and not Raffle during assembly...sigh....

 

Therefore yesterday....during assembly....principal announces that TOMMORROW is a HOLIDAY!! lol all of us were like jumping n shouting n cheering lolz...last lessons of yesterday is english...cuz our teacher has to go help out in the GCE O Level English Oral Exam therefore we were left around...she told us be4 not 2 leave the class not unill 2.35pm...(which is juz ONLY 5 min from school dismissal...) cuz we haf a make-up chemistry practical right after that which was planned last minute by our very enthusiatic chem teacher....therefore we left early like about 2.20om to Student Activity Centre ( SAC ).....its a canteen but its NEVER CALLED CANTEEN by us fellow ACSians.....NEVER...in fact we everyone..yes EVERYONE says SAC 1....then go there n eat lo....eat untill half....our ENGLISH TEACHER WALKED IN SAC!! both me n 2 of my frens all immediately get off the table n hide under the table...she walked off even without gettin in2 the SAC...omgz....i think she saw us la...if tats the case....SHIT!! next Mon we'll haf a tough time xplaning 2 her on how we need the meal cuz right after sch we haf make-up chemistry...

 

and WORST OF ALL....our Pastoral Care teacher...which is like our assistant class teacher like tat la....came in SAC n of course even if we moved to the very rear of the whole SAC n sit...we still spotted by her...tat time was around 2.30 alrdy la....so i wasnt tat scared la...she approached wif tat sly smile....aiyo....all my frens were having their heads down on the other hand i'll o the talking cuz i alwayz been a gd boy n like can twist facts like crazy....so can get a discount la....n say " HAI MADAM!!" loudly n wave @ her while she was appraching her...bear in mind she s very scary in class n like all of us will haf no choice by obeying her if not her wrath...though shes new 2 our sch but shes not new 2 teaching a class of naughty class...not 2 mention she's alwayz with this accurate english pronounciation n guess wat? i thoguth shes juz a newly wed lady, she even haf a son...i was O.O.....but shes after reasonable n i muz say she's a devilish demon in class but OUTSIDE class ah...wah damn nice 1 le...can joke...in class VERY serious 1....then hoh she came n like wana say sth alrdy hoh...i immediately said

 

" I CAN EXPLAIN!! cuz we got chem prac immediately later n then MS. Chew ( our eng teacher) is off to oral exam so ya noe la....can la...he...he...he...." n she was inhaling...n then

 

"wah early dismissal again hah....( previously it wasnt me at all but the rest of my frens are...2nd time 4 em 2 get caught lolz)"...... then my fren repied anxiously

 

" no lester n I went 2 classrm 2 sit 4 a while...( its a damn lie....) then only we came SAC...n then X and Y went to library actually oso...."

 

she then rolled her eyes....

 

" so u all went to lib n classrm 2 juz SMELL the smell of academia n books right? haihz....but since hor today holiday next Mon u all better hadn up all your 6 essays ( 4got 2 mention that this PCT of ours r also our social studies teacher =D) not more choosing of 4 essays out of 6 essays...."

 

then walk off...of course we were all like " AWWW!!! MADAM!! DUN WAN LA!!!!"

 

obviously she kept waling away n pretend not 2 hear la...then all 4 of us like lying on the table like " shit la....6 le!!"

 

sigh....then chemistry practical lo....the usual thing.....2day i stole my fren's Nitric Acid from his bench cuz im juz simply lazy 2 look 4 the container n refill it....SWAPPED!!....2 bad he was absent so...bear in mind tat even my nitric acid on my table will go all empty after he course of few days...then dismissal @ 3.30pm like tat.....visit Ah Lian....then Koinonia n then free time. Supper's fish n chips / chicken n chips...wah damn nice la....of couse this bitchy fren of my hall really angered during hall meeting n i seriously had enough alrdy....for so many times i haf tolenrance over him n really this is the LAST TIME!! i had enough of his hot tempers n nonsense...

 

# There used to be a part here, but deleted due the the owner's change of mind #

 

I have had enough, this is where the screeching high-pitched melodies tone of torture and torments end.

 

 

O ~ Open Thy eyes son! ~ O

I was not alone...not entirely...My only companion, assulted my very sight, blended me into eternal darkness...

 

Yes, I can see it...

I withness it...

 

Numerous Scarlet Crusades, priests with their sharp-edged blades and maces charged...

towards...

A slither-looked Succubus with her leather whip...

Assimilated with the unending blaze of unending heat energy...

So fearful...

 

There son...

 

Brick-red coloured wall fades in colour...

LIGHTER...and LIGHTer...and Lighter...

 

Look...

 

Where crimson-coloured sun rays scroched our skin...

Our yellow-kinded skin...

 

*sniff*...

 

I found myself camouflauged in eternal greenery,

Fragmented bamboo shoots,

adding to the layer of tension and our very own fearful thoughts,

Falling...they are falling...

Blades...

Dagger-liked leaves sliced slyly through my very tender skin...

 

I felt the pain,

 

Azure

They emerged from the ground,

Falling like muscular steeds through a wide plains...

Charging through the very canopy layer of my shelter above...

Indeed a Nature's way of washing away blood...

Rain

 

I shielded my eyes,

 

Human called it UV rays...

Ultra-violet rays...

 

Grant me strength,

 

Where my sights bluring into lilac colour,

I can hear voices of awakening...

It blured

 

With eternity traveled, they combine harmoniously into what human called "Spectrum"

 

...................

 

I toke courage and once look up....

 

Ok the examiner is waving his hands...I walk towards them lo.....its after all General Cambridge Education "Ordinary" Level English Oral Examination examiners....so i approached them n greeted them with a smile...presented my IC n started reading....kinda sucks la....but then move on the the pics....asked about what's happening in the pics....can answer.....what do u think they'll do later....answered....balbalb...then conversation....haha u cannot belive this...my fren juz ask me 4 fun.."eh if they ask wat you'll do in the future n wat u hope 4 ur future?" i anyhow answered n dao'ed him cuz HELLO?! im in the examination hall n its damn freakin empty...any noise will b damn obvious....when we moved on to the Conversation section which is the 3rd part of my oral exam....( i now oral sounds damn wrong here but its juz tat U R POLLUTED!!) n then they REALLY did ask tat question....of course i answer la...

 

"I would like to become a chemistry teacher, as I am interested in it and i would also like to fascinate students with all the wonders about molecular structures in it, futhermore its called as the mother of science, and many things now in this world are applicable to it also, like how the bottom of a Champane ( or wateva tat wine shit called) and a Wine bottle is diffrently manufactured....and even things like plastic that are very common nowadays..."

 

gosh i cannot belive i still remeber exactly wat i said....

 

then next question...sth like would i consider 2 b a history teacher...

 

" Oh that would seem rather poosible also, as history is really a big part of our life. Besides, it is also great to nurture students to learn from their past mistakes. Moreover, it is also important that history can create a sense of belonging to the students of their country...."

 

balbalab....n they even asked me whether i would dressed like the guy in the section 2 : picture discussion....cuz inside a pic is a tour guide dressed like some old times kinda british guy n touring ppl around....

 

" I am definetly alright with that. As this is also a new experience for myself also, besides if thats the case to make sure my students learn, i would do it and it also leaves a deeper impression on the student...."

 

wah they kept nodding n i make 100% eye contact with em n they seemed very pleased with my performance....YAY!! and then 1 last question...whether the past of future is more important...

 

"I think future is more important. Although we draw mistakes from the past and learn it, but i still think we should alwayz look foward and forge ahead, just like how we make mistakes and we should alwayz move foward..."

 

WALAO!! SO HAPPY!! I KEPT TALKING n everything is relevant n its juz plain great!! n i also haf tons of ideas...wah thank god....

 

btw today's exception la....celebrate a bit n come on9....btw 2day's is Ah Lian's birthday...official birthday....told her tat wat a lucky day is today....lolz....ne wayz not 2 mentioned how nervous n scared that the topics would b hard be4 that....wah HENG ah!!

*vomits*

as your reading this blog, ur fren here....lester chew.....his stomach is bloody uncomfortable.....well its a long story so lets start off

 

Yesterday, went out to buy present for Ah Lian @ Jurong Point.....went wif Louis Danny n Caleb.....all sec 3 punya....man im so childish....kena mixed wif sec3s.....then i got myself a japanese food for lunch....some chicken wif some seaweeds la.....then followed by a BIG BOWL of Durian Ice Kacang!! wah so nice...i finished the entire bowl....then be4 i went back, bough some egg tarts. After reach hostel, i ate 2 eggs tarts, n then some 45min l8ter went swimming wif Mervyn......swim ah swim ah non stop for 45min.....then showered n toke a 1/2h nap.....then out for a Telur-Bawang prata n Butter prata wif CURRY n DAL!! then a Kopi Ping ( iced coffee) n then followed by a Wall's ice cream.....

 

now i can feel the torment....

 

for the entire prep time i couldnt concentrate cuz my stomach's simply upset........i had Danny who sat beside me keep patting my back hopefully it gets better...but it doesnt....then @ 9pm...went upstair to shit...lolz such harsh words....then toke the medicaine which get rid of gas in stomach 1.....then got back down n sat in the lounge.....after some 5min....went in prep room n felt some chill....then when prep's over @ 9.30pm......i sat there for some 20min.....then started feeling weak....went upstair 2 my room....started shivering......i wore a jacket and long track pants n still feel cold...n then i REALLY feel like trowing up...i sat on my bed....wif dustbin next 2 me.....every second is a torment to me....then i started to feel hot inside my body n chill on the very surface of my skin n i was like " oh shit.....how m i gonna go 2 sch 2molo?? PRELIM'S SO FUCKING NEAR N I NEED TO GO 2 SCH!" then i toke my body temp....37.2 degree celcius....after 10 min take again.....37.4.....then 37.8....then drop back to 37.5....n then i toke fever medicine.....then rested a while....kinda sleep la....stomach's feeling a lot better after i lied down for some 15min....sit back up...n then feeling like vomitting again.....then toke temp again.....ok now its scary....38.3!!!!! i was like so dying lo......after toke the medicine....continue to sleep a long time untill like 12.30am......then i woke up feeling a lot better alrdy....

 

suprisingly i still got the strength to move around.....toke temp.....38.2...LOL.....but i went headcare n tidy up my stuff....went to grab some ice to put on my forehead and then boil water so i got warm water....then toke temp again......37.4....obviously something's wrong wif my thermometer la.....where got body temp drop so fast 1? but then i was feeling a bit dizzy la.....then sleep all the way untill morning...actually my hall's assistant halltutor Mr Reginald kept track of my body temp n called me 2 like take MC 2molo n rest n i was all " ok lo...."

 

this morning woke up..take temp again...37.7....sigh....then Regi came cheking again....noted that im sick then went off...then came back wif breads ...jams n peanut butter ( gosh dun u noe its heaty for butter??!! lol ) then asked me 2 eat....i was like " hah~~ no need la...." n he like " U EAT!!" i was O.O n okoko lo....lolz....but it was all done out of kindness la.....thk god for the bread at least got sth 2 eat....then brush my teeth n wash my face...n continue 2 sleep till 10am ++...went downstair to look for matron....then went to clinic n got some medicine which can help get rid of giddiness....along wif a MC la...

 

wait feeling hungry NOW.....*pause*

 

ok now m eatin bread.....then like tat lo.....now dun haf fever liao but feelin very dizzy lo.....n then i cant sleep ne more...cuz the more i sleep my back aches more....

 

hmm for the past few days....except for studyin...hardly do ne thign else.....ok la i think it ends here la...kinda tired again.....

Burning Flare of Hellish Flame, Heed my Summon!

I can barely relax.....this msn space cuz of msn turning into live everything changed....so bloody hell slow alrdy and then still got advertisement......*spits blood* wana die liao....

 

anywayz reason being y i didnt blog the few days be4 is becuz i simply got so fed-up with spaces.live.com grr....

 

for the past week....errps...nth much....xcept on how i rush for homework everyday n hardly even got time 2 relax....and end up missing lots of mugging n revising...sigh.....n last week oso so screwed...chemistry practical...i like so blur the whole time....n experiment on a solid dissolving in another solution i wrote

 

" Colourless and odourless gas was given out"

 

OMFG U GO FUCKIN FAIL O LVL LA LESTER!!! in my entire chemistry life i've nvr wrote such shit be4 trust me...instead...

 

" Effervescence of colourless and odourless gas that gives a 'pop' sound with a burning splint. The gas is hydrogen. Solid dissolves in the soloution giving a colourless solution"

 

yep thats the way it should hehez....

 

and then Friday was our school's cross-country.....then i felt lazy to run so volunteered for 1st aid duty since its written " All the following Sec 2 & 3s are suppose to turn up for public duty........blablablab....... However any Sec 4 & 5s that would like to help out is most welcomed" so i went lo lolz....not 2 mention it starts @ 2pm n im still in boarding sch @ 1.30pm....lol not 2 mention when i get my fren 2 wait 4 me when i ran up my hall n get my bag...i met my ex-hallmaster in my hall....lolz....Mr Patrick Soo, hes a scoutmaster actually lolz.....he was all O.O n kept telling me how late i was n my teachers n 1st aiders r there alrdy....i was all headcare la!! then went to bus stop.....PHEW.....some hundreds ppl there....wah kaoz....1st bus tokle a 4ever 2 come n then whole bus's full n still got some 20 of us....ouch...then finally last 1 came...( i noe ppl kept staring @ me cuz im the only 1 wearing st.ohn NCO shirt and em all like in coporate shirt)

 

Ne wayz pause a sec...not 2 mention our sch made each Friday corporate sch shirt day....last Fri was the 1st....like wearing the shirt.....very cooling....scroll down la ...the pic is in my blog...under My Blog Photos...=D

 

continue.....then finally got up....n a LONG trip back...all ACSians on the bus like all sleepy n like dozing off.....finally got there i fasten my footpaste n then got 2 the 1st aid tent.....ok la...competitive run juz started....mass run haven.....got couple of cases.....ppl like breathing like crazy....got 1 even got allergic reactions....all his skin were all red n like got bubbles....looks scary though but i was all HEADCARE OSO LOLZ....cuz got simply too many teachers accompaniying him....actually i even went off to the Milo Truck n use 1st aider as xcuse 2 get him a drink n myself ( of course ) a drink.....then of course got lots of my fren finish running la.....cuz they know me keep getting ice from me...1 after another.....sigh.....ok la consider ur in gd luck im here n theres a big BOX of ice beside me....n gals outside...u gonna like it.....guys with all the sweaty looks and their tanktop ( like singlet la...) n then drink water so *ehem* ya noe lolz....eh but aunties outside pls b aware that ur married n they're under-aged 4 YOU!! but i was all =.=" haihz.......

 

then when mass run finish....means hardly ne more casulaties....i juz walk off calmly to the bus stop.....wait for a long time n got in2 a bus n went back....and i juz FREAKIN SKIP THE WHOLE EVENT AND PON THE THING LOLZ!!!! WITH SO MANY TEACHERS AROUND I JUZ WALK OFF CASUALY!!! LOLZ....

 

however i got a reason...get back for my $20 Haven Musical Performance....dresses sexily....wif my jeans like all the white paints...and a black undergarment since the pant's quite low LOLZ.....and the Sub branded kinda shirt.....n throw in a chain @ the side to optical-illusion-ly to make me look shorter but lengthy ( i noe it sounds crappy but tats the case lolz....) get my hair some style....overall long....spiky on the top....pull my flinge ( or wateva the thing called for the hair on ur forehead) down a bit n then make sure the back hair was like all XXXX n WAXED!!! then out me go....n i even haf frens calling me Stylo....( feels gd la hehe)

 

u muz believe me....the standard of the whole musical performance was very gd. The standard was like world-class standard....in fact we have Mdm Vijitha as scriptwriter....Sir Ferdinand as director which he juz came 2 years but won the WORLD ODDYSEY-MIND competition....YES they went US and WON THE WHOLE WORLD!!! Oddysey of Mind ( OM ) was like some acting oso...but based a lot of creativity....n the Ms Elain Wan....Sinagpore's national song <> which was sang by the WHOLE singapore during national day last year was COMPOSED BY HER!!!! crazy ppls....really..n then sumore Selena Tan....which is a VERY GOOD ACTRESS on the TV....if u watch Im not Stupid the movie...the headmistress is the 1.....

 

opening scene was done non other than our own MC-gang member...( sry of u duno wats tat mean TOO BAD!!) Ashwin.....very well done....sing songs and acting were very good....and the new Centre for Performing Arts were awesome.....a stage....sound systems all around.,...2 floors....and a orchestra pit in front of the stage but lower....n the i went to the 2nd floor....went wif Ah Lian actually but she got $25 ticket so my fren n i went upstair....thought no 1s gonna b there...when i got up there gopt 2nd row....mid column center...everything center la....n the after 5min....ppl start swarming upstairs...almost not a single empty seat except for trh $100 donation seat right in front....

 

very hard 2 describe la but i was REALY amazed....for me its like some world-class performance...i NEVER thought its so nice.....very touching....funny....humourous...dramatic....got lots of irony.....tension n suspense......not 2 mention that all the props were well prepared n the make-ups.....Mrs Suzanne Yeo U ROCKS!!! lolz after that ended Ah Lian n the whole grp of us went out for supper...

 

and then Sat morning....after lunch went shopping wif Ah Lian to make my legendary Char Siew.....hehez bought quite a lot of stuff wif 1 of my another Mc gang member oso....actually right be4 that they had lunch there n i eat little bit n ordered Siao Long Pao ( small dragon bun...shanghai 1 hor!!) @ Jurong Point Kopitiam....high class 1 la....quite nice though...

 

went to her house n seasoned it...then play 2h of Xbox wif her kids...came down n started cooking....toke some 1h30min to finish n more....quite a number of us came n they said its very delicious....urghh..IT BETTER BE!! of course its nice....n i get 2 eat a lot of it oso...wah sooo nice...miss it....then we played MAHJONG!! had a lot of debate on how the rules should go since my fren n i who was professional simply 4got lolz....n then watch some crappy movies...werent planning 2 stay overnight but somehow when we realise it was kinda late.....Danny n Keet stay downstairs n were watching Silent Hill with all lights turned of....Caleb in the computer room....n Edward n I in the kids room....on DIFFRET BED...we cracked a lot of jokes upstairs when she was preparing pillows....

 

I said " Since Keet and Danny wana watch movie so they sleep downstair lo....then caleb u complain ur leg too long cant sleep in the kids room so u sleep in com rm lo....then....MEANS IMMA GONNA SLEEP WIF EDWARD??!! NO!!!"

 

n we were all laughing like siao n we even haf 2 share blanket since i sleep on some sort of pulled-outbed.....n then on how for his safety he should on the higher bad if not at night he might b endangered n 2molo will bleed...LOLZ....then i sleep quite early oso....2molo morning woke up so late n they were all like " Wat have u done last nite?".....sigh....eat some noodle Ah Liam made...n Mahjong again....lol there is tis once Danny won n i said " Wah u wear red underwear ah....so ONG!!....eh wait....i think u bleed yesterday no wonder underwear red !"

haha

 

came back 2 boarding for lunch....then showered n toke a long rest....then @ 4.30 pm went swimming...oh yea n be4 that went for haircut...fuckin ugly hairstyle....knnz.....

 

n really i didnt study much....missed a lot....luckily Tues's halfday cuz im..yes...I AM TAKING silver award for honour's day....in front of the whole sch n haf 2 like go 2 the stage 2 take the award in st.john full u...wif my silver badge...commisioner badge on...my land-yard ( defiently a wrong spelling but i'll take a photo 2 let u c la...some red bands across my left arm....cuz im simply a committe member la) n the my 7-10 proficiency badges.....n the wif my Sergeant rank...woo-hooo *hiu hiu*.....n then Wed n Thurs a holiday cuz its Singapore's national day....i REALLY have to hurry if not my prelim.....cuz i simply have 23h from now...till my 1st paper....

 

sigh.....i muz say im quite illusioned now la.....duno wat 2 do.....cannot focus on studies....very bad actually....seeked many sources for answer but couldnt find...even Christianity...no offence ya....a lot of thing la....but im still early to question things like this so i should juz simply PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT N ENJOY MY LIFE LO~~~~hahaz

 

ne wayz Tsunami Rouge n Sange's doing great...hehes whoops....1820h alrdy...5 more min 2 go down for dinner....i booked to save $$....not 2 mention @ Jurong Point yesterday..went 77th Street...some teenager accesories shop la...n bought something like a brown rope with some chain so u can "chained" em 2 ur pants.....lolz......2day is 1 of my fren's bday oso.....im sorry cuz ALL my frens get the bday sms @ 12 midnight 1....but u simply cant get lo....TOO BAD!!! Hint : Im old.......lolz...kk gtg liao...dinner time..next Sat is Ah Lian's bday @ Hardrock Cafe @ Orchard Road...she even invite her gd fren....my ex-class teacher....very respectable teacher....O lvl Social Studies Marker....some40 years of teaching Mrs Lee Gek Kim....n through phone she talked 2 her on Fri nite n suprisingly...Mrs Lee said she missed me n another Lester in my class....but others not sooo much..,...AHHH im so happy sia...

 

OMFG I REALLY HAF 2 GO LIAO BYE GUYS N GALS!! ( n aunties....) =D