Friday, June 6, 2008

Sky and its Thundering Farts

So it was yesterday's news to be typed today, but no matter!
 
So, yesterday i had my EALD(P) subject's play, and it was graded. It was a blast, even though we forgot our lines, my devil's horn dropped etc. Least we got it done, in 13minutes! Well we'd thought our play would be too short which would get us penalized. It rained, and it was a real heavy downpour, and we couldnt shake the dialogues in the first Act of our play out from our heads. "Shut the door son!". Well previously in the morning we watched a YouTube video in the class as well on how to do rave dance, theres one move that looks as if you're doing some laundry, its shaking your ass up&down and "brushing" something. So our friend did that move due to ranging hormones, without realizing that our EALD tearcher was there. There you go, joke of the day. Oh did i mention his ass was facing right at her face? haha
 
So, it was raining very heavily there in my college, all the corridors were flooded. ( yes, FLOODED. moreover, we were at the balcony level and yes there ARE classes on the "balcony level" ).  The all anxious Ms.Ruma was rushing here and there just to make sure her students did not slipped. Afterwards, one of my friend left and the other was waiting for me to give him a lift back home. Borrowed an umbrella...ella...ella...e...e...rushed to my car in this stormy evening. Of course i got drenched, and drove my car out from the college's parking using the alternate exit which is near the back gate. Parked my car near the DEANS illegally under a shelter, rushed to my friend and escaped safely =D.
 
So after i gave my friend a lift, WOW traffic jams everywhere! Flash floods were in every part of KL. I was attempting to take the LDP expressway back home, only to changed my mind after stucked in a jam in the same BIG YELLOW BOX for at least 15minutes. Turned back to college and attempted NKBE expressway, and changed my mind after seeing the jams and stucked in a godamn place for about 30min after making the detour.
 
Yes i was banging my head to my steering, turning my steering violently and smashing my face to the window due to frustrations. Oh man, did i mention that my mobile phone's battery died completely? Means i could not turn it on at all! After going through all the alternatives i have, which includes making my way to my dad's office at Amcorp Mall ( lets talk about that when I exit Subang in the first place ), raiding my friend's house, park in a dark corner of the street and sleep in the car, i decided to go Sunway Pyramid...ALONE!
 
So i had Subway at Pyramid for dinner. I TRIED to shop for a new pair of swimming goggles and swimwear, but failed miserebly due to lack of....god what? Courage? lol. IN ADDITION to that, i was lacking in cash and i could not locate a godamn UOB ATM Machine to do some cash withdrawal at all! Oh yes, seems that none of the staffs in Sunway Pyramid has an idea where an ATM machine can be found.  So after spending some 1hour in Pyramid, i decided to take my leave. OH! Petrol's running low due to this horrible jam, so i'll pump some petrol on my way back.
 
In the radio it goes Pricillia Patrick ( sincerest apologies if i mispelled your name ), host for Shell Time Saving Traffic, saying something like traffic jam is some everyday routine for some people, but not you! You plan ahead, choose the right time and righr route to avoid them, then follow by the Time Saving Traffic itself. " Yo yo wassup you're listening to Time Saving Traffic, brought to you by Shell. Pump 30 Ringgit at Shell, and stand a chance to win over 1 million kilometres weekly". i know it sounds insane but if im not mistaken, thats what being said. She carried on after that advertisement and report that its pretty pointless to make your trip to any petrol stations. What...was...argh?!
 
Did not believe that untill i saw it with my own eyes. EVERY single gas stations are swarmed with cars. But...why? Petrol price increase again. Now, my car's full tank would cost me RM80. Thank god i made it back home even though my petrol's running out. Phew, what a long day. Left a note "mom, pump my WIRA if you want before 12. Im sleeping cucz im tired". Oh guess what? Meter's still at F ( or E i forgot...gosh! ) this morning, so i still had to pump it myself. Yes, you've guessed it! I was staring furiously at the meters at the pumps this morning, and also my car's petrol meter.
 
Well this morning was kinda hillarious, because almost every driver friend of mines was bitching about the petrol's price. Funny, some joked that he never drove so slow in his entire life before ( and was at 40 or 50km/h lol ), and another was saying every time he laid his foot on the acceleration paddle, its a another cut on his heart. I'm burning another 80cents! lol.
 
Thats all about it i guess. Oh, and i had a dream just now, i was at a bar disco, and i saw one of the rumored pair of lover in my AUSMAT, giving each other french kiss. A very passionate one. Something highly unexpected, cuz they're childlike IRL. Kinda funny when i thought of it again after i woke up. lol.
 
( *gasping for air* finally im done typing )

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