Friday, September 22, 2006

Preliminary Examination II

18/09/06

A Math Paper I - Like hell la….i studied A MATH!! Have u ever heard of ppl studying for a math? Well I did lo lolz….guess wat? Some 5h were spent on A math over the weekend n I juz keep looking through past prelim papers n look for possible questions that I may not know of…I mean how 2 do la….n then uh….yea in the morning….like hell lo….very scared n terrified and were engulfed in fear….saturated with miseries…omg….then went in the exam n do la….but actually I shifted my priority from a math to bio….planned to get A1 4 a math but errps a bit the late liao but bio still poosble….so ya la…BUT I still put in like damn a  lto of effort 2 boost my amth….who noes miracle might happen n I might get n A2 lol…..then went in…..got 2 question duno how 2 do….then got this 1 question…actually quite easy but I made a DAMN BLOODY MISTAKE!! I realized it bu when I got the chance to revert it back….its alrdy 2 late….

12)c) A function f is defined by f : x -> 1 + 4x – x^2 , -1 < x < k

      i) Express the function f in the form of b – ( x – a )^2

FUCK SHIT!! WHY U TREAT ME LIKE THIS!! I BLOODY HELL NOE HOW TO DO THIS VERY WELL!! But my answer’s somehow different…the value for b is 1 + 2^2…instead I mistaken it n wrote it as 1 – 2^2……LISTEN HERE!!! I NOE I MADE A MISTAKE when I proceed 2 the rest of the question….but I juz cannot think of whether I should +2^2 or -2^2….i duno I juz simply go blind..then sumore got this question on differentiation and its function….

9) A particle moves in a straight line with a velocity, v ms^-1, given by v = 4t – t^2. When t=0, its displacement from a fixe point O is 3m

   i) the acceleration when it is instantaneously at rest

   ii) the value of t when the particle is again at its starting point

   iii) the total distance traveled by the particle for the first 7 seconds

P.S. cuz this is lame cuz I haf 2 type powers in the form of a^b….n uh….funny thing is at first I thought the 3m is 3m with the m is n unknown…later after 1 min only I realized its 3 metres….lolz….my fren made tat mistake n it was the joke of the day…LOL

GOD DAMN IT!!! I BLOODY DID ALL THE EXERCISE ON THIS TYPE OF QUESTION!! But my mind was somehow blank tat time…only did the 1st question…2nd n 3rd cant do la….fuck it….when my teacher gave exercises on this type of question way be4 the exam I bloody hell did all la….WALAU THIS IS UNFAIR!! A MATH IS RIDICULOS!! Can  u imagine u go 2 the market n tell the aunty there “ Hello aunty, I wan $ (4^3/2)( ln e ) worth of apples pls?” WAT THE HELL!! U DON’T RITE!! U JUZ SIMPLY TELL EM “ aunty I wan $ 8 wrth of apples” rite mah!! Urghh…..but of course somehow I find this argument lame….when comes 2 engineering…uh u noe la….then u might wana say we are FORCED to take it…errps….but I CHOSED to take it….oh wells….CASE CLOSED

Thx 2 my fren…..encouraged me by sayin….” Even if u lose 20 marks in the 80 marks paper I…..and 25 marks in the 100 marks paper II….u still can get A1 wud….” Wah kaoz….THANK YOU!!! I felt so much better hearing tat LOL

Geography Paper II - “ It is my duty to read you the preamble. You are warned that any unauthorized material such as notes and formula sheets, if found in your possession, will be taken to mean that they are intended for dishonest use. Please check your pockets and pencil cases now………….”

And at times some xtra will b there like the banning of handphones etc….i assured u….they said EXACTLY the same thing every time for every single exam ever since my sec2 year lolz….nth much…just that big map lengthen all the way form 1 end of the table 2 the other end n still stretches further n like how ma-fan reading the map n answering MCQs ( which is so-called objective questions in M’sia)…..hmm then got 3 papers doing 2gather…Geog paper I…..Lit paper I…..and Chinese lit….all 3 @ diff timing….(in order) 1h15min….1h20min…and 1h30 min….lol make our CPE so gan-jiong n haf 2 make sure we don’t talk la n things like tat….=D

19/09/06 

Biology Paper I / II - be4 I went in I was all like….” Oh no la…its gonna b like damn hard la….” N furthermore I slept @ like 12am last night n this morning gave myself a double dose by drinking the last bottle of chicken essence oso loz…..then went 2 sch I didn’t read at all be4 I went in the exam venue….” Ok lester listen here….u studied more than enuf liao lo….u went through the half-a-thumb-thick ten-year series…” all the…ALL the short answer question in the book….ALL….toke me some 5h 2 do tat though…of course separated la….hmm I should truly believe in myself lo….i REALLY PUT IN SOME HELLA LOT OF EFFORT….then went in…..paper I….MCQs….WAH HENG AH!! EASY!!! Then slept for some 20min….cuz finish very early….not 2 mention there r very few bio students only…like only 9 rows….usually like 15+ rows….then most of em also sleeping…..then later switch to paper II….wah my heart “lub-dub” “lub-dub” alrdy la….then when open paper…..dun care juz do like siao…do do do….in half an hour’s time I finish half the paper liao n when I look at the clock I was all lik O.O WTF???!! So FAST??!! I re-check my paper immediately whether any mssing pages or questions…no ah…then ok moved on 2 2nd section…no wonder…2nd section’s very lengthy tats y….i end up finishing some 15min early….n recheck….then chilled out a bit…conclusion

An A1 or A2…..im confident of it….pls la…if u noe 90% of the paper and tat 90% is like damn SURE of the answer….n the 10% is juz like “maybe I’ll lose one point cuz I missed out one content” or sth like tat….juz tat im still sure of the answer lo…..UNLESS they really look for minute-details in our answer, if not I should b able to score VERY high marks…but not over-confident la…but I haf faith in my studies and all the mugging n exercise I done n all the effort I put in n im sure they’ll turn out to b rewarding….lets hope la….

A Math Paper II – also…told myself “ I haf done wateva in my strength to know what I should noe for a math….try ur best lester……n dun ever gif out until the last stance!” went in lo….guess wat? Total marks 80….i left one question worth of 5 marks cuz I simply do not understand what “ singular matrix” is in the question n wif tat I cant proceed wif the rest….only 2 realised tat it means it doesn’t haf n inverse….AH SHIT LA!! But however the rest I CAN do n KNOW how 2 do….juz tat I fear tat a lot of miscalculations tat might lead 2 the downfall of my a math performance….truly n seriously…

20/09/06

Higher Chinese Paper I / II - wow the whole audi's so packed....some 500++++ ppl in one audi...n guess wat? i couldnt bother much bout chinese lo...its crappy...n uh....paper II change format this year....i mean O lvl...its like some fill-in-the-blanks-with-phrases-which-you-need-to-choose-one-from-the-few-of-them-in-one-whole-long-passage.....n uh 3 comprehensionn 1 summary writing....n A LOT TO WRITE.....siao....untill i write till i feel dizzy...n when prelim ends....felt nth....

SUMMARY

Biology – A1/A2 , basically very confident with it, unless they asked for details then the marks might fluctuate a bit

Chemistry – A1 , no reason y I cant get A1….paper I, II, III all did very well lol

Physics – A1/A2/B3 , B3’s there cuz I think most cases I might get A2 n then falls off a bit….cuz screwed paper I

A Math – A2/B3/B4 , I really have no idea……

E Math – A1/A2/B3 , cant b so jialat rite….i think…THINK I can get better la…

Geography – B3/B4 ,  ah screwed it la! I dun plan 2 take geog in2 my L1R5 at ALL

Combined Humanities ( SS + Lit ) – A2/B3 , both did well….

English – B3/B4/C5 , errps…so long liaocant remember la…actually not tat well lo….hehez...but at least will pass

Higher Chinese - B3/B4 , i dun gif a shit

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And here i am finished prelim...but frankly....i felt even worst after prelim....totally got nth 2 do...aunty's left home to KL...NO WOW N INTERNET!! gonna gg find my dad's fren in tampines liao lol......n then here i m using this super slow internet @ McD....juz ate McFlurry n regular Fries right after my boarding sch dinner...now u understand how desperate i m 2 use n internet or not??!!! dammit....n next week....siao...all intensive teachings n paper review...imma gonna die...im FUCKING BLOODY HELL NOT WASTING MY 4 DAYS HOLIDAY JUZ LIKE TAT!!

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Preliminary examination

4 a sec i realised that all the error found in this website was due 2 my sch's firewall...omgz...but ne wayz here n update on my performance in my prelim n will b updated according to subjects n dates....n they are in the correct order

28/08/06 

English Paper I - ok i was having this slight headache n drowziness..however i still manage to make it through....toke panadol in the morning though....but overall ok la

Social Studies   - GREAT!! I spotted 4 chapters actually..more on 2 chapters....which r Sec 3 syllabus..its Merger & Separation of Singapore and Conflicts between countries....u canrt belive this...whole paper divided in2 two sections....Section A is Source-Based Question...4 Qs in total....Section B has 3 options....each option consist of 2 Structured-Essay Question which has 1/4 weightage of the whole paper each....guess wat? BOTH OF THE CHAPTERS CAME OUT!! I SPOOTED CORRECTLY!! be4 that i told my frens tat those 2 will come out most prob but they say conflict chap most prob not cuz its been comin out for the past few papers like mid yr la n things like tat but i still insist on studyin it LOL....then SBQ came out...whole thing conflict...SEQ....3 parts....1st part merger n separation....2nd option conflict ( again in the same paper sigh...) 3rd option gd governance LOL haha when i opened the paper i couldnt stop laughing however for the 1h30min i REALLY didnt stop writing AT ALL!! n its like max speed writing le....wah kaoz...my hand got damn numb in the end but oh well HAPPY!!!

29/09/06

Chemistry Practical - wah lao quite hard le...n guess wat...i FORGOT 2 bring calculator!! OMFG!! luckily the 1st fren i asked got n xtra....sumore im juz OUTSIDE the lab n like in 5 sec's time i need 2 go in alrdy....wah lucky sia....go in....its Back Titration....xpected however my greatest nightmare's there.....KMnO4...a very dark purple solution....cuz i recalled how i spilled it during mid-yr n now got phobia 4 tat chemical lolz....then em QA ok la ( Qualitative Analysis )...but very hard oso.....last QA asked us 2 drop 2 drops of lead(II)nitrate if im not mistaken then another 2 drops of the solution S ( which its REAL identity is unknown la tats y we carry out those tests to identity the chemical) n then BURN IT!! then collect the ashes n record the observation.....the ashes r in blue lo....lolz....then urmmm....every practical paper got 1 section 4 marks only ask u 2 like a theory test 2 find something...like conecentration or sth else, n we juz need 2 write everything out la.....something like we need 2 look 4 the concentration of the another similiar soultion P ( not 2 mention there r 3 solutions in total...P Q n S) by using CONDUCTIVITY MEASUREMENT 2 find the concentration n i was all " WAT THE FUCK??!! I'VE NVR SEEN SUCH QUESTION BEFORE THROUGHOUT MY 2 YEARS OF CHEMISTRY???!! WHOS TAT TEACHER WHO SET THIS PAPER HAH?!" n in fact most of us duno how 2 find n we juz ne how tembak....but overall ok la....plotting of graph i get very perfect lines n they meet each other nicely at the x-axis n the value is 27.0cm3.....heehzzz....eh helo! i paid the fullest attention to chemistry prac 1 le...EVERY single practical in sec4 i ALWAYZ pay fullest attention n gif my best try 1 le....but then the quarantine part is painful....stay in classrm all the way from 0930-1400....gosh can die la....

30/08/06

English Paper II - Ok la....i juz did as per normal...normal Qs 45min....then summary writing 45min la....cuz my teacher alrdy gave enuf exercize liao la.....

E Maths Paper I - HORRIFIC!!! siao ah...paper 1 alrdy so hard mn tricky liao....wat more bout paper 2.....it went all well untill i bump in2 question 7 n 13...skipped those 2 n continue the rest....coulnt figure answer for Q7...its some polygon n some angle question la.....paper last till 1244h n i figured it out @ like 1242h n like rushed everything in 1 min...lolz...3 marks question....Q13 i only figure out 1 of its answer....22 question le...total of 80 marks....so far i only left 1 question blank which worth 1 mark.....n then A LOT of mistakes in the paper....examiner haf 2 keep pausing us n tell us where 2 correct those mistakes n guess wat? construction going juz right outside n like DAMN FUCKING NOISY!!! gosh HELLO??!! im having a paper here!!! URGHH!! but luckily i can finish most of em.....sigh.....however got no time 2 double-check lo... >.<

11/09/06

Chemistry Paper I / II - A1, just n A1 in my mind

12/06/09

E Maths Paper II - confirm die....some 20% out of the paper which total marks is 100 confirm gone...actually...VERY poor time management....the 20% i mentioned....all left blank....in fact a lot of my frens oso like that....some said cuz paper 1 too easy tats y they make p2 harder 2 balance it....but...BULL SHIT!! i felt like omg imma gonna die liao...i muz say im quite disheartened....very the disheartened.....my A1 4 e math's like a bubble....juz a gentle touch n there goes a 'pop'.....seriously....VERY disheartened......dissapointed la....

Geography Core Paper II - felt a lot better....but feel bad 4 my hand cuz imma gonna need 2 write 2h15min non stop.....yes n i mean non stop n even wif all the suuficiant time sometimes its not even enuf 4 us 2 write more elaborated n detailed stuff inside....rush rush all the way....thought physical geog part of the paper would b easy....aiya Rivers comfirm come out....Climate n Forest....then Weather n maybe Weathering 2gather.....then Coastal Formation lo....cuz paper's got 10 question....out of which u muz choose 4....most of the time i'll do 3 phy n 1 human....human geog like tourism la....manufacturing la...population la....settlement la...but in the end....LOL u cant believe...cuz phy simply got 2 many case studies question i ended doing 3 human 1 phy....after some 10 min of planning which Q 2 do...(yes the xtra 15min out of the 2h15min is 4 u 2 plan.....)....sigh cuz at leats my common sense can survive in human geog la....then after finish my hand like all dislocated n disformed liao.....then erpp.....my fren behind all talking but IM NOT!!! I SWEAR IN SHIVA'S NAME!!! but juz laughing cuz they were commenting bout sth....then the invigilator....(this is gona b a series of dialogue....but be4 tat alrdy got 2 ppl kena called out cuz they were talking..)

" Row 9 table 8 come ou t" said the invigilator using a mic

"hah? me? " i wondered

" Yes la u la lester...." my fren's exclaimed

" wat the hell......" i mummered

" Omg....." I thought

" Ok the rest of u can leave..." announced the invigilator

" omg tis is damn embarassing..." I whispered to myself

" Do u guys noe how to keep quiet " she kneeled down in spite the fact shes up HIGH on the stage n we were down there

" LOOK MAN!!! I AINT DOING NE THING OK!!!" The devil inside me shouted

" Erpps madam i think u made a mistake, i was juz merely laughing at comments made by my frens....i didnt talk at all" later followed by a glare from her

" I just know u were having a great time behind" she said sternly

" Do u guys now how to juz keep quiet? the invigilators need the time to sort out the papers...n is very important...theres this once n invigilator left skipped a student n 4got 2 go back 2 him n if u were talking all of u will b put under suspicion of cheating...." and she goes on 4 a while then stopped n stared at us

Realising the fact that shes actually looking at me all the time cuz i was looking down....I PURPOSELY LOOK UP RIGHT INTO HER EYES!! LOL i juz look straight into her eyes for a moment n the moment she was attacked by this ray of righteousness n stopped looking at me n switched her so called VV..."vision victim"....VICTORY!!!

" If i c u all talk again....im going to hold u all back for 1h....no sleeping n nth...juz sit...n it'll b torturous..." she assured us

" Right right.....gosh im so s~c~a~r~e~d~~~~~" the devilish demon-liked devil inside me yelled. n then i picked up my things n started bitchin bout it wif my frens outside for 1 min...then left boarding sch n here i m typin lo =D

13/09/06

Physics Practical - Nothing much….just trying my best to do cuz I simply want n A1 from physics also….errps….but uh tat day sth happened…somebody’s calculator lost when we were quarantined and all of us haf 2 b checked be4 we left…rest ok…n experiment on testing our magnification n another on the heat n specific heat capacity of water

14/09/06

Physics Paper I / II - PHYSICALL STARINED for PHYSICS!! I studied until 1am+ cuz I simply got the energy 2 do so n uh wanted to go n xtra mile to really boost myseld to obtain the A1. Remembered woke up @ 5.30am sumore 2 study more…looked at tat bottle of chicken essence n told it “ I depend solely on you today lo” lolz…..then paper I how jialat la….i find it difficult….quite 4 me….i even got the 1st question wrong on how 2 take the reading of a micrometer gauge!! It should be 3.5cm ( yep I got tat correct ) n the other 1 I MISLOOKED it as 0.11cm instead of 0.9 cm!! n a lot of mistakes I made la….walau….but at least my paper II  was very nicely done….come 2 think bout it…..i really hope that my paper II and III ( which is practical) can really pull up my paper I result n get my A1….haihz…..i even haf a classmate come telling me tat he thinks he can get 90% n I was all O.O but I knew it as all of a joke though.

Literature - Feel ike crying…lolz…spotted 2specific question 2 come out for my literature text – The English Teacher…but hor…last minute my fren come telling me how he would bash another fren of his up if the question that this fren of my fren’s spotted dun come out…I more or less thought of it a bit…n guess wat…it REALLY came out during the exam n I really “spit blood” wah kaoz….but frankly I didn’t write much….only some 1 page+few lines more for each question….got 2 question la….wif 2 sub-question each…kinda….i really screwed cuz spotted wrong Q so end up deoing passage-based question lolz…at least tat passage on the paper and another half of the question is 2 base on THE REST OF THE NOVEL….after the paper ppl were all discussing bout it outside our exam venue of which I juz chiong staright back 2 boarding to sleep…started sleepin bout 2.30pm….n in 1 go I slept until 5.30pm….that chicken essence really helped me….dun feel tired till I reached back boarding….phew!! thankfully 2molo I got biology practical paper only….WAH HENG AH!!!

15/09/06

Biology Practical - Well nth much...but i muz say all my study previous night all gone 2 waste....not tat hard la....got some agar plate where we test for some biological detergents.....kinda lame....however my lighter for the Bunsen Burner got problem lo.....its like..."TAK" when i relight the splint 2 light the fire...then the fire sound with the pressure " PHOOP " then dun haf fire....in spite of the costant flow of gas comin out...then "TAK" again...then "PHOOP" ......."TAK" "PHOOP" "TAK" "PHOOP" "TAK" "PHOOP".......n it goes on 4 like 10 times LOL.....then i looked at the examiner which is my eng teacher Ms Chew hopelessly...then of course she got help 4 me la...not 2 mention when we almost enter the lab n saw tat she's the invigilator....all of us went " OH SHIT!!" LOL.....erps...then uh finish quite early lo the whole paper.....drew some LEAF n did some magnification test...boiled some Benedict's solution wif the sample to test for reducing sugars.....some iodine test....nth much....then when quarantined....our lit teacher Suzzie was sitting juz right outside our class in the quarantined area....then she mentioned something bout my Prelim Eng Oral examiner.....its a DAMN FUCKING long story so i dun bother typin here..ne wayz this's also POLITICALLY SOUND.....my mama out there...tell u more soon....n we were playing UNO STACK in the class lolz....remember UNO? n then the kinda game u stack up 3s blocks up vertically? n then u take piece by piece n put em up untill the thing went unbalance due to the many gaps n falls? yeap we played tat n obviously were damn noisy....PLEASE DURING QUARANTINE IS LIKE HELL BORING LA!!!!

Monday, August 21, 2006

This site is down for maintenace

The owner of this would like to express his sincerest apologies to all viewer of this web, this is due to a his personal disatisfaction towards spaces.live.com and wished that fellow audiences will stay tune with lesterchew.spaces.live.com and your patience is most appreciated.
 
Below is a sketch of upcoming plan on what is going to take place :-
 
1) This laptop, NEC E6000X series will be sent in for repair as many unfortunate events had taken place and the computer's casing has been severely damaged. e.g. The elevator at the back / rubber-stopper had dropped off
2) Due to the owner's atrocities, he had previously left the entire laptop vulnerable to all sorts of ad-ware and spy-ware by turning off the entire system's firewall. He will attempt to format his whole laptop and this will last as long as the time taken for the Earth to rotate 1 round.
3) This blog will be moved to blogger.com if poosible and this will take a painful ice age to moved it over and in addition to the stress on moving it, the new blog will only be finished designed and equipped with appropriate "cool" template after the Sun had finished burning all its hydrogen.
4) However, this is addressing to the dumb owner's wise mom that no worries this will all take place after the torturous Preliminary Examination by your son which is in the Homosapien group. Futhermore, he would also like to mention that this laptop will be sent in for repair during his preliminary examination period thus posing no threat to his studies and will another factor of distractions to his studies will be eliminated.
 
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( this is way to exagerrating..but jzu sth la...enjoy!! lolz...)

Friday, August 18, 2006

Where the melody of unendingness plays on....

This is seriously painful....today i woke up @ 9am....then sleep back...next thing i realised its alrdy 11am....i was all "shit....how goes my studies le...." n then here i am blogging....
 
This week sure is a boring week, doing all the painful a math challanging questions....going through some long forgotten e maths...gettin some essays done....n my boring higher chinese lessons....rushing 2 finish SIX structured essay question for social studies which should b 1 page n lil bit more long per question...n how our Lit teacher streesed on the importance of reading our Lit text n get our skills up up n up....Along with my bio kept throwing us worksheets n practice....physics teacher finishing her fav topic n the last chapter of syllabus which is Radioactivity and of course chem teacher who pose a threat in everything she says even if shes juz going through the practical notes which she compiled HERSELF.....life's sure is boring...
 
Sports seasons over...our sch got 12 gold some silvers n bronzes....think we can clinched 2 be the Top Boy School in Sports and Games for the 10th years in Singapore again....last match is Rugby C division...i wanted 2 go....its after our sch's most famous sports....as well as St. Andrews and Raffles Institution.....of course we won by 15 - 10....haha ot 2 mention 1 of the teachers even made a dreadful mistaken by annoucing we are playing against St. Andrews and not Raffle during assembly...sigh....
 
Therefore yesterday....during assembly....principal announces that TOMMORROW is a HOLIDAY!! lol all of us were like jumping n shouting n cheering lolz...last lessons of yesterday is english...cuz our teacher has to go help out in the GCE O Level English Oral Exam therefore we were left around...she told us be4 not 2 leave the class not unill 2.35pm...(which is juz ONLY 5 min from school dismissal...) cuz we haf a make-up chemistry practical right after that which was planned last minute by our very enthusiatic chem teacher....therefore we left early like about 2.20om to Student Activity Centre ( SAC ).....its a canteen but its NEVER CALLED CANTEEN by us fellow ACSians.....NEVER...in fact we everyone..yes EVERYONE says SAC 1....then go there n eat lo....eat untill half....our ENGLISH TEACHER WALKED IN SAC!! both me n 2 of my frens all immediately get off the table n hide under the table...she walked off even without gettin in2 the SAC...omgz....i think she saw us la...if tats the case....SHIT!! next Mon we'll haf a tough time xplaning 2 her on how we need the meal cuz right after sch we haf make-up chemistry...
 
and WORST OF ALL....our Pastoral Care teacher...which is like our assistant class teacher like tat la....came in SAC n of course even if we moved to the very rear of the whole SAC n sit...we still spotted by her...tat time was around 2.30 alrdy la....so i wasnt tat scared la...she approached wif tat sly smile....aiyo....all my frens were having their heads down on the other hand i'll o the talking cuz i alwayz been a gd boy n like can twist facts like crazy....so can get a discount la....n say " HAI MADAM!!" loudly n wave @ her while she was appraching her...bear in mind she s very scary in class n like all of us will haf no choice by obeying her if not her wrath...though shes new 2 our sch but shes not new 2 teaching a class of naughty class...not 2 mention she's alwayz with this accurate english pronounciation n guess wat? i thoguth shes juz a newly wed lady, she even haf a son...i was O.O.....but shes after reasonable n i muz say she's a devilish demon in class but OUTSIDE class ah...wah damn nice 1 le...can joke...in class VERY serious 1....then hoh she came n like wana say sth alrdy hoh...i immediately said
 
" I CAN EXPLAIN!! cuz we got chem prac immediately later n then MS. Chew ( our eng teacher) is off to oral exam so ya noe la....can la...he...he...he...." n she was inhaling...n then
 
"wah early dismissal again hah....( previously it wasnt me at all but the rest of my frens are...2nd time 4 em 2 get caught lolz)"...... then my fren repied anxiously
 
" no lester n I went 2 classrm 2 sit 4 a while...( its a damn lie....) then only we came SAC...n then X and Y went to library actually oso...."
 
she then rolled her eyes....
 
" so u all went to lib n classrm 2 juz SMELL the smell of academia n books right? haihz....but since hor today holiday next Mon u all better hadn up all your 6 essays ( 4got 2 mention that this PCT of ours r also our social studies teacher =D) not more choosing of 4 essays out of 6 essays...."
 
then walk off...of course we were all like " AWWW!!! MADAM!! DUN WAN LA!!!!"
 
obviously she kept waling away n pretend not 2 hear la...then all 4 of us like lying on the table like " shit la....6 le!!"
 
sigh....then chemistry practical lo....the usual thing.....2day i stole my fren's Nitric Acid from his bench cuz im juz simply lazy 2 look 4 the container n refill it....SWAPPED!!....2 bad he was absent so...bear in mind tat even my nitric acid on my table will go all empty after he course of few days...then dismissal @ 3.30pm like tat.....visit Ah Lian....then Koinonia n then free time. Supper's fish n chips / chicken n chips...wah damn nice la....of couse this bitchy fren of my hall really angered during hall meeting n i seriously had enough alrdy....for so many times i haf tolenrance over him n really this is the LAST TIME!! i had enough of his hot tempers n nonsense...
 
# There used to be a part here, but deleted due the the owner's change of mind #
 
I have had enough, this is where the screeching high-pitched melodies tone of torture and torments end.
 
 

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

O ~ Open Thy eyes son! ~ O

I was not alone...not entirely...My only companion, assulted my very sight, blended me into eternal darkness...
 
Yes, I can see it...
I withness it...
 
Numerous Scarlet Crusades, priests with their sharp-edged blades and maces charged...
towards...
A slither-looked Succubus with her leather whip...
Assimilated with the unending blaze of unending heat energy...
So fearful...
 
There son...
 
Brick-red coloured wall fades in colour...
LIGHTER...and LIGHTer...and Lighter...
 
Look...
 
Where crimson-coloured sun rays scroched our skin...
Our yellow-kinded skin...
 
*sniff*...
 
I found myself camouflauged in eternal greenery,
Fragmented bamboo shoots,
adding to the layer of tension and our very own fearful thoughts,
Falling...they are falling...
Blades...
Dagger-liked leaves sliced slyly through my very tender skin...
 
I felt the pain,
 
Azure
They emerged from the ground,
Falling like muscular steeds through a wide plains...
Charging through the very canopy layer of my shelter above...
Indeed a Nature's way of washing away blood...
Rain
 
I shielded my eyes,
 
Human called it UV rays...
Ultra-violet rays...
 
Grant me strength,
 
Where my sights bluring into lilac colour,
I can hear voices of awakening...
It blured
 
With eternity traveled, they combine harmoniously into what human called "Spectrum"
 
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I toke courage and once look up....
 
Ok the examiner is waving his hands...I walk towards them lo.....its after all General Cambridge Education "Ordinary" Level English Oral Examination examiners....so i approached them n greeted them with a smile...presented my IC n started reading....kinda sucks la....but then move on the the pics....asked about what's happening in the pics....can answer.....what do u think they'll do later....answered....balbalb...then conversation....haha u cannot belive this...my fren juz ask me 4 fun.."eh if they ask wat you'll do in the future n wat u hope 4 ur future?" i anyhow answered n dao'ed him cuz HELLO?! im in the examination hall n its damn freakin empty...any noise will b damn obvious....when we moved on to the Conversation section which is the 3rd part of my oral exam....( i now oral sounds damn wrong here but its juz tat U R POLLUTED!!) n then they REALLY did ask tat question....of course i answer la...
 
"I would like to become a chemistry teacher, as I am interested in it and i would also like to fascinate students with all the wonders about molecular structures in it, futhermore its called as the mother of science, and many things now in this world are applicable to it also, like how the bottom of a Champane ( or wateva tat wine shit called) and a Wine bottle is diffrently manufactured....and even things like plastic that are very common nowadays..."
 
gosh i cannot belive i still remeber exactly wat i said....
 
then next question...sth like would i consider 2 b a history teacher...
 
" Oh that would seem rather poosible also, as history is really a big part of our life. Besides, it is also great to nurture students to learn from their past mistakes. Moreover, it is also important that history can create a sense of belonging to the students of their country...."
 
balbalab....n they even asked me whether i would dressed like the guy in the section 2 : picture discussion....cuz inside a pic is a tour guide dressed like some old times kinda british guy n touring ppl around....
 
" I am definetly alright with that. As this is also a new experience for myself also, besides if thats the case to make sure my students learn, i would do it and it also leaves a deeper impression on the student...."
 
wah they kept nodding n i make 100% eye contact with em n they seemed very pleased with my performance....YAY!! and then 1 last question...whether the past of future is more important...
 
"I think future is more important. Although we draw mistakes from the past and learn it, but i still think we should alwayz look foward and forge ahead, just like how we make mistakes and we should alwayz move foward..."
 
WALAO!! SO HAPPY!! I KEPT TALKING n everything is relevant n its juz plain great!! n i also haf tons of ideas...wah thank god....
 
btw today's exception la....celebrate a bit n come on9....btw 2day's is Ah Lian's birthday...official birthday....told her tat wat a lucky day is today....lolz....ne wayz not 2 mentioned how nervous n scared that the topics would b hard be4 that....wah HENG ah!!

Friday, August 11, 2006

*vomits*

as your reading this blog, ur fren here....lester chew.....his stomach is bloody uncomfortable.....well its a long story so lets start off
 
Yesterday, went out to buy present for Ah Lian @ Jurong Point.....went wif Louis Danny n Caleb.....all sec 3 punya....man im so childish....kena mixed wif sec3s.....then i got myself a japanese food for lunch....some chicken wif some seaweeds la.....then followed by a BIG BOWL of Durian Ice Kacang!! wah so nice...i finished the entire bowl....then be4 i went back, bough some egg tarts. After reach hostel, i ate 2 eggs tarts, n then some 45min l8ter went swimming wif Mervyn......swim ah swim ah non stop for 45min.....then showered n toke a 1/2h nap.....then out for a Telur-Bawang prata n Butter prata wif CURRY n DAL!! then a Kopi Ping ( iced coffee) n then followed by a Wall's ice cream.....
 
now i can feel the torment....
 
for the entire prep time i couldnt concentrate cuz my stomach's simply upset........i had Danny who sat beside me keep patting my back hopefully it gets better...but it doesnt....then @ 9pm...went upstair to shit...lolz such harsh words....then toke the medicaine which get rid of gas in stomach 1.....then got back down n sat in the lounge.....after some 5min....went in prep room n felt some chill....then when prep's over @ 9.30pm......i sat there for some 20min.....then started feeling weak....went upstair 2 my room....started shivering......i wore a jacket and long track pants n still feel cold...n then i REALLY feel like trowing up...i sat on my bed....wif dustbin next 2 me.....every second is a torment to me....then i started to feel hot inside my body n chill on the very surface of my skin n i was like " oh shit.....how m i gonna go 2 sch 2molo?? PRELIM'S SO FUCKING NEAR N I NEED TO GO 2 SCH!" then i toke my body temp....37.2 degree celcius....after 10 min take again.....37.4.....then 37.8....then drop back to 37.5....n then i toke fever medicine.....then rested a while....kinda sleep la....stomach's feeling a lot better after i lied down for some 15min....sit back up...n then feeling like vomitting again.....then toke temp again.....ok now its scary....38.3!!!!! i was like so dying lo......after toke the medicine....continue to sleep a long time untill like 12.30am......then i woke up feeling a lot better alrdy....
 
suprisingly i still got the strength to move around.....toke temp.....38.2...LOL.....but i went headcare n tidy up my stuff....went to grab some ice to put on my forehead and then boil water so i got warm water....then toke temp again......37.4....obviously something's wrong wif my thermometer la.....where got body temp drop so fast 1? but then i was feeling a bit dizzy la.....then sleep all the way untill morning...actually my hall's assistant halltutor Mr Reginald kept track of my body temp n called me 2 like take MC 2molo n rest n i was all " ok lo...."
 
this morning woke up..take temp again...37.7....sigh....then Regi came cheking again....noted that im sick then went off...then came back wif breads ...jams n peanut butter ( gosh dun u noe its heaty for butter??!! lol ) then asked me 2 eat....i was like " hah~~ no need la...." n he like " U EAT!!" i was O.O n okoko lo....lolz....but it was all done out of kindness la.....thk god for the bread at least got sth 2 eat....then brush my teeth n wash my face...n continue 2 sleep till 10am ++...went downstair to look for matron....then went to clinic n got some medicine which can help get rid of giddiness....along wif a MC la...
 
wait feeling hungry NOW.....*pause*
 
ok now m eatin bread.....then like tat lo.....now dun haf fever liao but feelin very dizzy lo.....n then i cant sleep ne more...cuz the more i sleep my back aches more....
 
hmm for the past few days....except for studyin...hardly do ne thign else.....ok la i think it ends here la...kinda tired again.....

Monday, August 7, 2006

Burning Flare of Hellish Flame, Heed my Summon!

I can barely relax.....this msn space cuz of msn turning into live everything changed....so bloody hell slow alrdy and then still got advertisement......*spits blood* wana die liao....
 
anywayz reason being y i didnt blog the few days be4 is becuz i simply got so fed-up with spaces.live.com grr....
 
for the past week....errps...nth much....xcept on how i rush for homework everyday n hardly even got time 2 relax....and end up missing lots of mugging n revising...sigh.....n last week oso so screwed...chemistry practical...i like so blur the whole time....n experiment on a solid dissolving in another solution i wrote
 
" Colourless and odourless gas was given out"
 
OMFG U GO FUCKIN FAIL O LVL LA LESTER!!! in my entire chemistry life i've nvr wrote such shit be4 trust me...instead...
 
" Effervescence of colourless and odourless gas that gives a 'pop' sound with a burning splint. The gas is hydrogen. Solid dissolves in the soloution giving a colourless solution"
 
yep thats the way it should hehez....
 
and then Friday was our school's cross-country.....then i felt lazy to run so volunteered for 1st aid duty since its written " All the following Sec 2 & 3s are suppose to turn up for public duty........blablablab....... However any Sec 4 & 5s that would like to help out is most welcomed" so i went lo lolz....not 2 mention it starts @ 2pm n im still in boarding sch @ 1.30pm....lol not 2 mention when i get my fren 2 wait 4 me when i ran up my hall n get my bag...i met my ex-hallmaster in my hall....lolz....Mr Patrick Soo, hes a scoutmaster actually lolz.....he was all O.O n kept telling me how late i was n my teachers n 1st aiders r there alrdy....i was all headcare la!! then went to bus stop.....PHEW.....some hundreds ppl there....wah kaoz....1st bus tokle a 4ever 2 come n then whole bus's full n still got some 20 of us....ouch...then finally last 1 came...( i noe ppl kept staring @ me cuz im the only 1 wearing st.ohn NCO shirt and em all like in coporate shirt)
 
Ne wayz pause a sec...not 2 mention our sch made each Friday corporate sch shirt day....last Fri was the 1st....like wearing the shirt.....very cooling....scroll down la ...the pic is in my blog...under My Blog Photos...=D
 
continue.....then finally got up....n a LONG trip back...all ACSians on the bus like all sleepy n like dozing off.....finally got there i fasten my footpaste n then got 2 the 1st aid tent.....ok la...competitive run juz started....mass run haven.....got couple of cases.....ppl like breathing like crazy....got 1 even got allergic reactions....all his skin were all red n like got bubbles....looks scary though but i was all HEADCARE OSO LOLZ....cuz got simply too many teachers accompaniying him....actually i even went off to the Milo Truck n use 1st aider as xcuse 2 get him a drink n myself ( of course ) a drink.....then of course got lots of my fren finish running la.....cuz they know me keep getting ice from me...1 after another.....sigh.....ok la consider ur in gd luck im here n theres a big BOX of ice beside me....n gals outside...u gonna like it.....guys with all the sweaty looks and their tanktop ( like singlet la...) n then drink water so *ehem* ya noe lolz....eh but aunties outside pls b aware that ur married n they're under-aged 4 YOU!! but i was all =.=" haihz.......
 
then when mass run finish....means hardly ne more casulaties....i juz walk off calmly to the bus stop.....wait for a long time n got in2 a bus n went back....and i juz FREAKIN SKIP THE WHOLE EVENT AND PON THE THING LOLZ!!!! WITH SO MANY TEACHERS AROUND I JUZ WALK OFF CASUALY!!! LOLZ....
 
however i got a reason...get back for my $20 Haven Musical Performance....dresses sexily....wif my jeans like all the white paints...and a black undergarment since the pant's quite low LOLZ.....and the Sub branded kinda shirt.....n throw in a chain @ the side to optical-illusion-ly to make me look shorter but lengthy ( i noe it sounds crappy but tats the case lolz....) get my hair some style....overall long....spiky on the top....pull my flinge ( or wateva the thing called for the hair on ur forehead) down a bit n then make sure the back hair was like all XXXX n WAXED!!! then out me go....n i even haf frens calling me Stylo....( feels gd la hehe)
 
u muz believe me....the standard of the whole musical performance was very gd. The standard was like world-class standard....in fact we have Mdm Vijitha as scriptwriter....Sir Ferdinand as director which he juz came 2 years but won the WORLD ODDYSEY-MIND competition....YES they went US and WON THE WHOLE WORLD!!! Oddysey of Mind ( OM ) was like some acting oso...but based a lot of creativity....n the Ms Elain Wan....Sinagpore's national song <> which was sang by the WHOLE singapore during national day last year was COMPOSED BY HER!!!! crazy ppls....really..n then sumore Selena Tan....which is a VERY GOOD ACTRESS on the TV....if u watch Im not Stupid the movie...the headmistress is the 1.....
 
opening scene was done non other than our own MC-gang member...( sry of u duno wats tat mean TOO BAD!!) Ashwin.....very well done....sing songs and acting were very good....and the new Centre for Performing Arts were awesome.....a stage....sound systems all around.,...2 floors....and a orchestra pit in front of the stage but lower....n the i went to the 2nd floor....went wif Ah Lian actually but she got $25 ticket so my fren n i went upstair....thought no 1s gonna b there...when i got up there gopt 2nd row....mid column center...everything center la....n the after 5min....ppl start swarming upstairs...almost not a single empty seat except for trh $100 donation seat right in front....
 
very hard 2 describe la but i was REALY amazed....for me its like some world-class performance...i NEVER thought its so nice.....very touching....funny....humourous...dramatic....got lots of irony.....tension n suspense......not 2 mention that all the props were well prepared n the make-ups.....Mrs Suzanne Yeo U ROCKS!!! lolz after that ended Ah Lian n the whole grp of us went out for supper...
 
and then Sat morning....after lunch went shopping wif Ah Lian to make my legendary Char Siew.....hehez bought quite a lot of stuff wif 1 of my another Mc gang member oso....actually right be4 that they had lunch there n i eat little bit n ordered Siao Long Pao ( small dragon bun...shanghai 1 hor!!) @ Jurong Point Kopitiam....high class 1 la....quite nice though...
 
went to her house n seasoned it...then play 2h of Xbox wif her kids...came down n started cooking....toke some 1h30min to finish n more....quite a number of us came n they said its very delicious....urghh..IT BETTER BE!! of course its nice....n i get 2 eat a lot of it oso...wah sooo nice...miss it....then we played MAHJONG!! had a lot of debate on how the rules should go since my fren n i who was professional simply 4got lolz....n then watch some crappy movies...werent planning 2 stay overnight but somehow when we realise it was kinda late.....Danny n Keet stay downstairs n were watching Silent Hill with all lights turned of....Caleb in the computer room....n Edward n I in the kids room....on DIFFRET BED...we cracked a lot of jokes upstairs when she was preparing pillows....
 
I said " Since Keet and Danny wana watch movie so they sleep downstair lo....then caleb u complain ur leg too long cant sleep in the kids room so u sleep in com rm lo....then....MEANS IMMA GONNA SLEEP WIF EDWARD??!! NO!!!"
 
n we were all laughing like siao n we even haf 2 share blanket since i sleep on some sort of pulled-outbed.....n then on how for his safety he should on the higher bad if not at night he might b endangered n 2molo will bleed...LOLZ....then i sleep quite early oso....2molo morning woke up so late n they were all like " Wat have u done last nite?".....sigh....eat some noodle Ah Liam made...n Mahjong again....lol there is tis once Danny won n i said " Wah u wear red underwear ah....so ONG!!....eh wait....i think u bleed yesterday no wonder underwear red !"
haha
 
came back 2 boarding for lunch....then showered n toke a long rest....then @ 4.30 pm went swimming...oh yea n be4 that went for haircut...fuckin ugly hairstyle....knnz.....
 
n really i didnt study much....missed a lot....luckily Tues's halfday cuz im..yes...I AM TAKING silver award for honour's day....in front of the whole sch n haf 2 like go 2 the stage 2 take the award in st.john full u...wif my silver badge...commisioner badge on...my land-yard ( defiently a wrong spelling but i'll take a photo 2 let u c la...some red bands across my left arm....cuz im simply a committe member la) n the my 7-10 proficiency badges.....n the wif my Sergeant rank...woo-hooo *hiu hiu*.....n then Wed n Thurs a holiday cuz its Singapore's national day....i REALLY have to hurry if not my prelim.....cuz i simply have 23h from now...till my 1st paper....
 
sigh.....i muz say im quite illusioned now la.....duno wat 2 do.....cannot focus on studies....very bad actually....seeked many sources for answer but couldnt find...even Christianity...no offence ya....a lot of thing la....but im still early to question things like this so i should juz simply PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT N ENJOY MY LIFE LO~~~~hahaz
 
ne wayz Tsunami Rouge n Sange's doing great...hehes whoops....1820h alrdy...5 more min 2 go down for dinner....i booked to save $$....not 2 mention @ Jurong Point yesterday..went 77th Street...some teenager accesories shop la...n bought something like a brown rope with some chain so u can "chained" em 2 ur pants.....lolz......2day is 1 of my fren's bday oso.....im sorry cuz ALL my frens get the bday sms @ 12 midnight 1....but u simply cant get lo....TOO BAD!!! Hint : Im old.......lolz...kk gtg liao...dinner time..next Sat is Ah Lian's bday @ Hardrock Cafe @ Orchard Road...she even invite her gd fren....my ex-class teacher....very respectable teacher....O lvl Social Studies Marker....some40 years of teaching Mrs Lee Gek Kim....n through phone she talked 2 her on Fri nite n suprisingly...Mrs Lee said she missed me n another Lester in my class....but others not sooo much..,...AHHH im so happy sia...
 
OMFG I REALLY HAF 2 GO LIAO BYE GUYS N GALS!! ( n aunties....) =D