A new chapter unfolds...

Teal clothed seats...

Dimly glowed ceiling and walls with the school crest laid its back elegantly on it...

A soothing, faithful and hopeful melody cherished the every miliseconds in the hall...

Sons of Adam, daugthers of Eve...how YOU grew strong bonds amongst us...

Bold dark ACS-liked blue reflects from the curtains that lazily hung from the heavens, signifying a start of a new skit...my skit on that stage...

And a podium, for the very adressing that is going to mark the begining of my day and the clock's ticking...

 

The tide had changed...

I am past my dark times and with the belief, i know that no matter how dark the night is, morning always come...

 

Had fun with my OG-mates, classmates...Although release of O lvl result is at our very doorstep, and those more-than-enough-already warm-ups for my tiring timetable and time to calibrate my machine to work in taht pasture already...and CCA that really requires lots of time into it...

 

But, I am very sure to now to announce the closure of the troubles I had, and a new start has but not bid me farewell, but open its wide hand warmly welcomed my presence and the arrival of a Student's Life starts with a big capital, in a new paragraph...

 

- I finally signed my scholarship form and got it settled

- I am now with the flow of all the lectures and tutorials now

- I love my new CCA, and promised myself to give my best shot in for whatever CCA i will get in the future. Like now shooting, i will strive my excellence in it and hopefully i can get in school team. Below 2 pictures, 1 of them have all the 3 bullets all togather, its simple, my air rifle was laid on the bench shooting. Second one is when i held it in my arms which is god-damn heavy. Last shot is the one closest to the bullseye yay!

- I bought tons of junk foods.

- Collected more than 10 S$1 coins which i cna utilize them conveniently for laundry washing anytime i want

- Bought Ayumi Hamasaki's new album SECRET and loved it madly

- Got a poster from the album

- Delighted by the fact that i CAN actually study during study time and got very turned on and high when doing chemistry

- Had the funniest Physics lecture today. Good thing, all the debates went on and all the funny arguements left me quite awake during the entire lecture

- i eat lots of vegetable recently

- No insomia anymore

 

so...3 cheers and 3 cheers and 3 cheers for my A lvl life...

 

*hip hip* HOORAY!

チェックメート

Check-e-mate-to

 

to what? you must be wondering right? Of course you cant figure that out you primitive thinking creature surrounded by unglamarous and uncivilised imbecil. Do not see me as a changeover to some monstrosity, i am who i am =D

 

Nope that was just a joke. Well these few days its been to my final steps to my comfort zones. Recently an all lazy and dependant World of warcarft in-game friend of which happens to be my real life friend ( of which the sequence of this two facts should be inverted but oh wells who gives a damn! ) He told me that he foreseen something outrageous is approcahing and this foreshadowing is surreal. Well my reply was, "same here"

 

It did happen. I started to feel the dark hand with all those crooked, sharp and wrinkled long whitish finger laying on this chesspiece - me. Lifting it with the outmost elegance and those all fingers with those striking red nail make-ups, especially the last finger potruding out demonstrating the very lady-like motion of hers ( lets just assume its this devilish succubus who is in charge of my destiny and is toying with me) and moved that chesspiece to the very point it has reached its doom - ready to be beaten by another tactful move of its enemy.

 

Me? I am just controlled by this dark hand, and now,

 

1) I did not get in badminton due to the unreasonbly and atroxious high standard of their school team player intake

2) Did not get in choir

3) Got in shooting which i planned it to be my main CCA (which is actually a tide of change to my luck HOWEVER...) it comes with high cost.

4) I did not 100% like my new bag, but just merely a 85% ( do not give me the looks of surprise, you know me well enough)

5) I still cannot find a tounge cleaner even upon some 4 visits to 4 diffrent pharmacies

6) I am entirely not with the flow of the lectures going on and is lagging behind a bit

7) I am already stressed out with my A lvl syllabus just on the 3rd week upon the beginning of my school terms

8) I am revising my work everynight ( this is a very rare phenomenan you can observe from Lester and is therefore a setback to...goodlucks )

9)My scholarship agreement is still not settled and I just found out that Scholarship Department of Ministry of Education if closed on Saturdays which I need my surety's signature with the withness of an officer there and my uncle is only available on weekends.

10) My starhub handphone ownership is still not transfered and settled

11) The above two which is 9 and 10 is stressing me out

12) I got flamed by one of my Orientation Group Leaders because we missed a health talk on one of the days as a whole OG

13) I still do not have a chance to buy my World of Wacraft : Burning Crusade expansion pack

14) I am hesitating and considering to whether to carry foward my game or stop the continuation of my saga in World of Warcraft due to his studies( which is a bad news to Lester Chew because he never doubts himself on things he likes to do)

15) I am physically unable to cope with the long hours of activity in school like lectures

16) I still not know what to do with my chinese new year plans

 

"人はと遊ぶべき楽しみである"

*followed by sly giggles*

 

 

We're awesome, OH WOW

1 thing i wana say about my ACJC, i muz admit thta the buildings r kinda old and crumpled and so on....but seriously.....i feel a lot lifelier @ acjc.....

 

Wednesday i went for Choi audition, simply becuz during recess a choir guy came n promote n said i haf a nice timbre...in addition wif all my fren's "threat", i went for the audition of which i though it was going to b 2molo of the day i siged up however i got a phone call from my fren right after school saying that " audition is NOW" lol. i couldnt care much so i went. filled in a registration form, 1 section asked for "why choir?" then i wrote

 

"Because theres a choir guy came and told me that i have a nice timber and i should give it a try, so here am i.."

 

yes i spelled a word wrongly....lol....then my fren of which his turn was juz right be4 me told me that 1 of the teacher laughed madly @ my registration form. when i got in i sang my ACS school anthem..."In days of yore from western shore....." then i paused. i said " i think i sang the wrong key lo...." then both the teachers said "YES u sangthe WRONG key" LOL everything was so unny n crappy. "let me think ah...." then both the teachers was kind and sang me the 1st and 2vd verse of the song lol...then " AHHH i remember now" then i sang untilll the last verse be4 the chorus then they stopped me. 1 of em played some random 4 keys n i haf 2 sing the note out....lets say Fa Do Mi Re then i haf 2 sing la la la la LOL.....they did tat twice then asked whether my throat was affected n yes i told em cuz i juz had orientation n my throat like dead liao however its juz a slightly affection. (affection???)

 

went for badminton trial. 1st time tis guy anyhow slot ppl 1.....anyhow see ah then said ur out wtf?! then another guy came n asked to trial us again so i went in....few strokes then he called me 2 go for 2nd trial which *ehem* means i haf more "content" and qualify for the direct trial for sch team. OF COURSE it was hard n OF COURSE i did not get in...i was hoping 4 a miracle but thats the fact, n obviously i was disaapointed but not tat badly la.

 

Right after the trail me n couple of my frens went for Movie Under the Stars ( MUTS ) they so called it lol. however it ended up as Movie under the ceiling in lecture theater 4 lol cuz it rained so badly n basketball court couldn b used for the movie. nice movie, n god damn funny...we laughed non stop.....when i leave i met my fellow IB frens...they came from acsi boarding here to watch oso....some 6 of em n then we went out for supper oso.....

 

n uh....when i was in the elevator....i was wif my ex-schoolmate n a scholar's sister....somehow we knew each other becuz of AH Lian lol....then it was raning then n we oso ran some 1km ( lol maybe la ) from bus stop in2 sch cuz the usual route which is the back gate closes early n we haf 2 take a detour n it was shelter-less. i slipped in the elevator when i was standing. CAN U IMAGINE TAT? LOL i slipped when i was standing staright n not moving..shoe was so slippery.....she screamed lol.....n i was sitting on the floor in the elevator lo....of course she was so worried however i was still sitting on the floor saying OUCH n told her 2 go 1st la simply becuz she had reached her destination.

 

a lot of crappy things happen recently and it was funny. Friday i had my 1st lecture....whole day everything lectures...math teacher was the funniest....i funo y when she mentioned Functions like f(x) of which some ah-soh outside (u noe who u r LOL ) dun understand....then she said that function is like a fruit juice machine....LT was quiet....but i started laughing n mouth covered. n then she said if u put in an apple lets say x value...u get apple juice out of the function lets say Y....then i laugh again....seriously i was the only 1 laughing VERY hard n all my frens were O.o .....n then when she said u cant out other things lets say a -rr or rather a minus value into lets say -2 into a function of    ln x .......got some laughter but tis is when i LAUGHED SOOOOOO HARD....omg lol...abit mad liao....

 

but college was fun....n oh yea....the main actor in Im Not Stupid 1 and 2? during the movie he was juz some 6 seats aways form me. believe it or not. he IS in acjc.

 

haha so thats all for today's blog la =D

Char Siew

Char Siew

Ya noe wat? Just base on the ACJC ( Anglo-Chinese Junior College) 4 days orientation program…..i haf ENTIRELY no regrets on entering ACJC. N it was very dumb of me not to blog about it. Hostel was ok….love it….laundry’s although a bit troublesome that I haf to send it down and do some long laggy process on wirting on a form indicating the piece of laundry im sending in….and then do a very tiring packing into a plastic bag….n then collecting laundries even more ma-fan…..haf 2 look for like in 30 over packages just for my X-177 laundry plastic-bagged on Mon / Wed / Fri from 6pm-8pm. However I still kinda like doing laundry myself….for now…

That’s all bout laundry…..food? AWESOME….hell I must admit the food’s a lot nicer than ACS(I) Boarding. Breakfast…..nice….they hardly repeat the food…everyday almost of diff variety…even same food hardly come in week….got spaghetti n breads….i remembered once I ate pizza some days ago…..love it…lunch? Dun haf a chance to eat at all…dinner? FANTASTIC…although its prison-liked like when u get a tray n they started 2 put food on those columns by a big “piak” using the scoop…but…ok la…theyre not tat bad…..nice food..taste VERY VERY nice…then rice we take our own….then the usuals….we return the trays….

I love my hostel room….although the door-less toilet really’s a major setback for my passion for a perfect hostel….however the widely spaced room design makde up for it. Just tat no more air-con….raining a bit rain may come in….

Now for the best part….school….seriously…I like the way ACJC is now…..a lot more…theres so much to look forward and I seriously excited bout the way lectures r conducted in JCs and *ehem* presence of gals la….of course although theres me adding to the male female ratio of the school….however the ratio of Girls : Guys is 3 : 1……left us guys haf more choices LOL…..nah jk….girls r darn pretty I swear….then 1^st day….got orientation….1^st started by address from Principal…..then a discipline talk…..thank god the hair rule is that guys can go round without a slope @ the back…I muz admit I was so joyous about it….n then we haf THE TALK…for guys only LOL….just some common matters like wat not 2 do in front of gals…then we’ve got a video on ther orientation….its some story going on la….some 4 planets….Aldaron (air elemental)…Erif ( fire elemental…if u te-balik the words ERIF = FIRE )….Saralonde ( water ) and lastly Earfalas or sth like tat ( earth ) ….then they haft is super lame funny video…..on the storyline n this guy try 2 destoy they all wif a black hole….they oso came up n acted on the stage after the video a bit….of course be4 tat they haf a parade by each clan….n some dancing….its like some 10min parade by each clan…damn nice….each clan separate into 12 groups….my clan was lame….said sth like “ helo are you alive?”, “yes”, “y is that so?”, “because im sucking air” or sth like tat….its very inaccurate here cuz the erosion of memories….however I swear it was SUPER lame….then we learnt some big bunch of lame cheers….had games….ice breaker games…im in the clan Aldaron and the grp Sylph….3 leaders….Jonathan Wong, Felicia n Perry. Damn nice ppl they are….

I forgotten most of em sadly…..ok lets move on to 2^nd day….some subject talk..PE tyalk in the morning which all of us almost fell asleep….then oso got games…SUPER dirty….all the muds n so on…water bombs….again…forgot most of em oso…

TODAY…was fun….cuz by then the 19 of us in the grp knew eah other very well alrdy…..we went a lot of games….let me mention osme super fun 1….the hair-juice game….1 pail at 1 end and another 1 at the other end…then ur suppose 2 dip ur hair into the pail n run over the other n squeeze those water out on the other pail…team wif most water wins….of course my grp cheated….the 1^st few of us…..we drank water in n spit em out LOL….instead of juz water cuz.,….guys…short hair…..then tis Indian galin my grp..of course….got tons of juice to squeeze….was cheering mad….suprisingly even wif tat we lost lol….then oso got a game when a wide piece of I duno….polymer laid on the floor….its kinda slippery in nature….some 10m long…then they pour soap on the thing…then we’re suppose 2 slide form 1 end to the other n touch the referee’s hand….whoever touches 1^st considered winner….lol…..i duno y….i got cheers the most from my grp cuz my slide was overpowered….i ran….jumped…n slide all the way…..then sliding SOOOOOOO FREAKIN fast then I stretched my hand forward then I juz keep moving on the mat….move move until the 2 ppl next 2 me oso stopped sliding I STILL sliding….then go ALL the way to the other end without a stoppage at all LOL….OWNAGE!!! lol my grpmates was shocked…hardly any1 get to slide all the way….then I went 2^nd  round….tis time..i OVER-slided….went out of the mat n hit the grass LOL….duno y my slides so power 1….oh yea 4got 2 mention…

We also leanred dances….n individual dance….then some oldies which u pair up wif a gal n dance wif her….damn fun…..then another game….like commando training like tat…we’re suppose 2 crawl on thew ground wif our hands tied wif another guy which we should b paired up….it was VERY VERY muddy….trust me….40% of my body was totally covered by mud n couldn’t c my skin at all…..

On Sat….we went to sch…for orientation….we barely played any games in the morning…then in the afternoon we went out for OG ( orientation group) time….we went to Seoul Garden …..lol was fun…was sitting wif my grp wif all the craps n lame jokes….n then they sang bday song 4 me oso woot….n then my ACSI fren made me ate a watermelon which was….i duno…fried…boiled…marinated n so on lol….then right after tat..THAT fren of mine went to toilet n started vomiting when we reach the MRT station near our sch….said him he was vomiting like Mealion LOL….like the fountain like tat…..then went back for some mass rally again….then CAMP FIRE….got dance club ppl dancing…..seriously….they were VERY VERY good…..then we haf some lame shits for like some 1h++…where my grpmates n me sat there like stone….n I was yelling a bit here n there like “ omg so boring”…..”shut up!” n when tis gal went upstage n claimed shes pretty herself I yelled *ehem* softly “ DO U EVEN HAF A MIRROR AT HOME?!” lol….then the fun part….soem cheers…then….DANCE!!!! we were all taught a dance n a couple dance….they kept playing the song again n again…some times very fast…sometimes like very slow….then we dance till like some 11pm then only we finishes everything wif some 5 min emo kinda reflections…..it was fun esp wif my OGLs n my grpmates….

Then Sunday I did nth much….but went out for lunch wif Ah Lian, Danny etc. ate at McD….however got a cake…n Ah Lian bought me some shampoos termed “Exfoliating and Healing” (says its gd for post orientation esp wif all the skin peeling n so on) n all 4 bottle in a puzzle shaped bottle….w….t….h…..=.=””””

Monday…went 2 sch for all the shit boring lectures…bumped in2 my OGL in the morning n she went all shouting n yelling when she sees us….lol….

Tuesday….nth much…came back early to hostel just to use the newly available wired internet….awesome!

Kk kinda lame though….simply becuz tis blog is not typed in 1 go….kinda like fragmented n typed from the past few days…so….get FRAGMENTED NOW LIKE CHAR SIEW!! Out of point…

Start all over again

for those sissies out there who juz craved for some hot guy's soup on his daily life....here it is...( hammer throw...dagger come slashing around...a knock in the head) OK OK i juz over-praised myself.....

 

On the 29th December, 2006, Lester Chew had been cam recorded that he sneakily sneaked in his newly found so called second-home-away-from-home-away-from-home, which is his second boarding school he ever got himself into for his enitre life in Singapore. This catastrophe has indeed posed as a weird phenomenen and strcuked no one but himself. With the aid of the female high council of the guild called THE GUARDIANDS, she assisted nobly and made his logistic assignments an easier task. Known to many, he was, still quite I think what you young mens now call "sucky" in shifting his personal belongings which belong to him personally. With his very font memories and strong visual memorization, he managed to traced every single pathway that leads to his very room, of which again you young mens will degrade the severity of this grand event by just adding a "la" which maks it "room la". Assisted by a newly designed 21th centuary metal box-liked machine, it allows the transportation of both homosapiens and atoms in the manner of vertical-ism. A tap on the detector, the steel-cold gate was left unmagnetised and vulnerable to entries from the outside, and those virus now penetrate throu...*ehem* Now he walk through the door and by dissipating energy by rubbing it against the floor and convert kinetic energy to sound enery and with friction burdening his loads of work, HE STILL manage to move all his belongings to his very doorstep of his room door "la".

 

After a long tiring day of unpacking, he finally bow to resisting the very temptation on lying flat, and its flat on his bed. Although the bed was as hard as god knows what, he still have plantiful of time to regain his mana and health points and restored his stamina. He then continues the saga on unpacking his stuffs. Suprisingly, he managed to lay everything out nicely in an orderly fashion by just a few circles the long hand in the clock made after the sun had gone down from the tall hills in singapor of which it was not very tall as there are not mountains but only hill however that is still something hard to be achievable in this short manner of time which is seconds minutes and hours *gasping for air*. When night falls, he toke quite a shower and if I might add a word, he called-in something called Mc Donalds of which its just plainly breads and meats and some fried potatos, weird tastes nowadays people have. He also made coffee and drank at night and some biscuits as seasonings to his, meal. He watched Prison Break. He was sitting. He watched 4 episods. He enjoyed it. He spent time on entertainments *readjusting myself*. Ok, and then he read the guidebook given by the hostel staffs, he refrained from making any rude comments or compliments however further discussion can be held at http://*censored*.com. Somehow, he found a link between Prison Break and the guidebook, and it is up to you to figure that out, so stay tune to Channel 5.5 and we'll see you soon on next Thursday, 8 O 'clock. See you soon.

 

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oh wateva la....well basically...i like the new hostel better...although theres a lack of facilities and most obvious of all, the air con...however the spacious design and kinda halltutor-free environment's really my cup of tea. so far so gd....i met couple of frens theres....i mean old frens....photod r below...u go n c la....however the design of the room n the toilet really compromised the security of our personal belongings. well laters thats all 4 my blog now

 

 

Breaking the hourglass

" Lester...clock's ticking...time and tide waits for no man..."

 

" Time and future, the greatest fear of mankind, its is something so immaterial...how do you call TIME? a thing? Its just something just keep going, its undefinable. What IS time? Or is it something just man term the progression of things as? "

 

in my opinion, time does not exist at all...although we all say tat in everyday...."wats the time now?"....lol.....well seriously.....somehow im juz....i duno....when it comes 2 the planning of future n so on.....i uz went...blank...."haf u bought ur books for ur junior college"...i replied him wif a "duno lol"....seriously....i felt tat i haf seriously wasted my LIFE playing World of Warcraft the entire holiday for some 10hours++ everyday.....yes im serious....no im not joking....

 

i've done very little things in this holiday except for playing WoW.....yeap...i went out 2 do some cloth shopping n shoes......yeap....n made myself some spectacles....yeap...i bought new wallet....yeap....i went for PC faire and got myself a 120GB external hardrive which u can store some millions of porn videos ( jk =p )....yeap i have done my houseworks like vacuum cleaning the entire house n do laundries ( trust me.....rarity of doing it is much higher than u seeing a tiger in Forest Research Institude of Malaysia.....).........yeap i have locked myself in my home n did not socailize wif ppl except for those who play WoW oso.....yeap i do sweep all the dead leaves outside my house's courtyard.....yep i hfa neglected my health caring.....

 

n yeap....i have no idea what i am becoming of now.....as days progressed....my mind's juz getting more n more twisted....i wanted ppl whom i hate 2 die....i wanted ppl who says all sort of things in front of me 2 b lies and craps....i wanted ppl 2 shut up but juz let me do the talking all time....i wanted....a world of my own....

 

i feared of things 2 b known 2 other.....i feared of those ugly flaws i haf....i feared tat my mage got feared by the FEAR spell....i fear of moving foward....i fear of losing everything and regret not treasured while its existance is still around....i feared tat the damn song would turn myself away form tis solemn mood and hinders the completion of this blog....i fear 2 b unwanted and forgotten.....i feared of now of which i haf exactly no directions in my life.....i feared of the emptiness now....

 

haf u feel empty? there is a solution so far to it...but....its has not gone through the trial sessions yet.....

 

Zzz its now n i juz celebrated a Christmas event tat is such that its essence of celebration has all lost....nvm....i got a necklade from my mom of which a cross's ( christian the cross ah.....)......told her "im dissapointed but i accept it =D "....she laughed and very daring of me 2 say such hurtful things...i was expecting a WoW gamecard n she said she doesnt noe where  2 get 1 Zzzzz......

 

I called my frens.....n wished em merry xmas....y in the damn world u juz wouldnt gif me back a more cheerful-er respond? " hah? oh ok lo...." WTF??!! i toke my damn fucking time out 2 wish u a BLOODY MERRY XMAS n i got aimed shot in my chest by this piercing arrow.....pls....sounds merrier in ur tone encouraged me more....ur demoralizing my further attmpets 2 do this little nice work of myself on trying 2 AT LEAST keep in contact by taking tis event as the golden opportunity...n u happily turned me down....seriously...find a wall in ur god damn house....n bang ur head 2wards it.....

 

for now u can start imaging n image of a devilish Lester and n Angelic lester in my brain and theyre fighting 2 take control over me....STOP U!! STFU the BOTH OF U!! so many voices in my brains....FYI....my back's hurting now....i haf n ache on my shoulder....im hungry....my skin's all feeling dry....feeling heaty now....so u'd better *cough*

 

SO u'd BETTER drop a COMMENT and COMMENT on my blog and pls dun type some SHITTY AND ALL WHORING AND BITCHING MOTHER FUCKING comments...lol no la.....i do appreciate all comments all time....except for the qiongye thingy and wat wwat LICK ME on his blog address....PREPOSTEROUS!

Posting a fullstop to ACS(I) Boarding School

I am SURE u find tis topic fun rite? well actually.....ITS NO!! A BIG NO

 

packing is easy....putting it downstair's VERY easy also....but dumping all the things to save space os scary....and imagining how m i suppose 2 move ike some 5 boxes to my new hostel and some 2 bags around is gona kill me....gosh pls....dun gif me looks like " O.O wow 5 boxes and 2 bags? tats a lot man...." hey there...think carefully.....I AM LIVING IN SINGAPORE.....400km away from MY HOME!! and im moving not my stuffs...my books....im MOVING my LIFE OK??!!!

 

i had a pre-dump-things be4 the O lvls...i threw like i duno 500 tonnes of things away...n look at now still damn a lot left. and i haf to bring this whole load of stuffs back home also....DUN COME AND TELL ME to leave em there cuz theres simply NO FCUKING SPACE LEFT.....

 

seriously....i really dont mind paying S$100 for somebody to MOVE everything from packing here to moving over there and maybe unpacking.....gosh.....its damn fast to move everything....but...taking a cab n ARGHHH.....somehow i'd rather stayed in IB juz for not moving shits around....but then thinking of "sooner or later im gona move 2 another sucky hostel" changed my mind LOL.....

 

anger overwhelmed my sense of grief over leaving this boarding school....URGHH.....ne ways alrdy haf the mentality prepared like....next yr....moment go 2 new boarding..." u gotta b kidding...this IS the toilet?" or sth like " Gosh i haf to walk a million steps to even the NEAREST bus stops" or sth like " oh btw just to tell u that the bus's frequency is once every 1/2 hour" or " MY ROOM'S FACING WEST?? n NO AIR -CON??!!".....

 

#$%$#$% thoughts of this kills me....ENOUGH.....the end of my entry!! n again i would like to remind u tat...IM MOVING MY LIFE!! GET IT??!!