Saturday, October 28, 2006

MUST READ!!

ok tis is REALLY sth u could not missed out....if ur somewat conrerned wif Lester la...
 
its was tis windy n sizzling rainy day...some 2pm i think...26 Oct....i was in my rm....quit studyin.....typin frenster stuff...then got tis very high frequency door knocking sound....then i opened the door...my fren Daud was all breathing deeply n i was all O.o.....
 
" LESTER !! do u noe the scholarship application form.....today's the last day?"
 
" Wat scholarship form?"
 
" Neh the form ah....MOE give 1 ah....during the meeting at Meridian JC ah...."
 
I wondered a second....n with a great shock....
 
" OK I REMEMBER!! THANKS!!!"
 
then i rushed 2 my closet....cuz i knew where exactly i put it....got it out...was in a SUPER panic state...so much 2 fill up n many documents need 2 b photocopied....i tooke iot out...kept telling myself " Lester dun b panic....staty calm it can b done...office open till 4-5pm so still can make it..."
 
sat down thought through all the things....filled up everything....but 4got birth cert no...called my mom...said shes working unaccesible 2 it but she told me she recalled it was in the safety box be4 n she got me 1 copy be4....looked through still cant find....gave up...grabbed alll the documents n rushed 2 front office wif my super-loud sandals....it was raining though...drizzle la....rushed in n asked whom 2 passed the form....was directed " go in turn left then right" went in found Mdm Mabel....she somewat got pissed n started scolding me a bit but i rebated EVERY single of her scholdings....like " WHY ARE U SO LAST MINUTE?" i went " I WAS JUST TOLD SOME HOUR AGO!!!" n like " Didnt MOE told u 2 hand up?" n i went " They SAID they'll tell us when THE TIMES RIGHT....but i didnt get a single notice untill a while ago..."......of course she looked unhappy but WHO CARES!! my scholarship's at stake n at the verge of flying away juz like tat.....she said she can help me photocopy those documents...thk god...but i need my testimonial from my teachers....its a testi tat every1 of us haf n its damn important 4 all of us n its alrdy finished typin some time ago...n some CCA point form from wat Mr .Azman? OH MY SHIVA!! IM DOOMED!! tat Physical Education teacher's a PAIN!! called Mr.Thong ( PCT)'s handphone didnt reply...called CT Mrs Toh's office no oso no reply...evemn went 2 staff room n toke a peek 4 em...call my PCT until crazy still leave him a voice msg....
 
sms came...its merely few words n all shortform....its exactly.."Im in mtg. Sms me" WALAU so short 1....of course i smsed him its urgent n i need his help IMMEDIATELY!!! then after a whole cant find mr azman went back 2 ofice...then realized tat i mistake azman with the malay lady which haf th similiar name outside the counter....sigh....went out again lo 2 get the form lo.....n i also tell the mdm mabel tat " I recalled my CT called me 2 photocopy the prelim result n some stuff 4 tis application stuff...u SURE u didnt get any?" in fact's its true....she DID called me 2 zap some...n i passed 2 her alrdy...
 
then the printer went wrong...cant print the CCA point out 4 me...then i overheard ppl come complain tat the school's server's down n email cant b sent out at all...i was OH SHIT!! Mdm Mabel's going 2 send n email 2 my CT n ask 4 the testimonial....if the server's down...then...I WAS LIKE OH NO!!!!!!! then sumore i haf rehearsal wif my sec4 frens 2 sing 4 the xmas night dinner LATER!!! i called my fren when the printer's down n told him like i cant make it n really sry...n thx hes PUTU!! he told me 2 stay calm lo..,...i was all ok....la...juz a bit nervous....bit still ot titally panic..maybe talk too fast he thought i was in a VETY panic state....after finally its done....i went in n sedn the CCA thingie 2 the mdm....finally got it done....by then she soften her tone oso...so did i....n of course some MILLION thank u around la...
 
OH YA!! missed otu i even called the Ministry of Education while looking 4 my CT n PCT.....i called the Scholarship and Replacement Department though...n look 4 Miss Ng...it was written at the back of my application form...THANK U GOD!!! for making me wrote it when during the MOE meeting some month ago...but eh...Miss Ng who was in charge wasnt there....so i asked tons of question whether when;s EXACTLY the deadline....n many questions....bout sch's choices in the form la...n many more....but she was VERY VERYT kind n told me 2 like its ok....u can still make it 2molo n requested 4 my contact info...IC no....n address....n tell me she'll pass a msg 2 Ms Ng n i cna pass up 2molo...I WAS SO THANKFUL 2 her.....but of course the mdm mabel in the front office said NO....all the forms muz b handed in 1 bundle....so tat was exactly be4 the printer printing thingie....then after was told i haf 2 get it done.....i went 2 the printer n there i went lo...
 
after finished everythign....i thanked her again n apologised again....i mean tats WAT I HAVE TO DO RIGHT??!! even if im super-paper-ly unwilling 2 do so...FINE U GOT ME!!! then rushed back 2 dining hall....n practsed a while with my frens...i was all very hot-tempered due 2 the aftermath and recovery from the panic state....i vomit out everythign 2 my fren there..PUTU which i juz talked 2 him over the phone la....." Dun worry Darling...its over alrdy...".....hes good @ comforting ppl tats 4 sure....cut the dear n darling out...its nth gay la...mid way practising i got phone call from Mr Thong....seems tat he juz finished the meeting...n he asked me wat happened n himmediately smsed me Mrs Toh ( CT )'s handphone....i called but couldnt get her...then droped her a msg....then pondered around outside the dining hall...went n grab my documents n left my fren behind....n went upstairs n check whether i missed out anything.....also a CHANCE to SKIP tyhe practise which im SUPER UNWILLING TO perform...its juz plain singing but i jzu refuse 2 do it....finaly got a chance 2 PON le...so toke it as a reason....then check my safety box n AHA my birth cert's inside a discreted corner of the box LOL....MOM yea yea ur right...n guess wat? ur right again...the F.I.R CD i was all crying about when i was in M'sia was REALLY in the CD case in sg...LOL...how clumsy.....then i chilled out...went out n iron my shirt 4 xmas night dinner...n help tat noobie hallmate of mines who doesnt noe how 2 iron AT ALL.....no la...he juz plain suck...but still noe how 2 iron la....n he was rushing 4 duty oso...pity him n helped him iron lo...while i was ironing myself....MRS TOH CALLED!!!!!
 
" Hey lester...i just sent the testimonial to the office...." n so on....
 
" THANK YOU MADAM I WAS PANICKING JUZ NOW LA!!!!" i exclaimed....
 
" YEA YEA!! ya noe i was suppose 2 c some of ur classmate 4 ss a bit juz now...but then we were made 2 c our new class next yr.....n then we teachers haf contact time later ( which is the meeting) so couldnt get u. Dun worry....its all settled alrdy...."
 
" walau thx a lot mdm...."
 
" its ok if anything can always call us for help ok?"
 
" THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!"
 
oh my god...THANK YOU A LOT!!! both my teachers...they were so SOOOOOO HELPFUL.....didnt even grumble a bit....duno wats the reason behind but i prefer 2 c it in this positive way......n i smsed Mr Thong ( PCT) oso n he oso said the same thing....tat ca always ask him 4 help...
 
wah phew...luckily got everything settled....wah nvr knew im so efficient...seriously...last time round i encouner tis sorta problem was in sec2...tat was HORRIFYING!! tat kinda feeling like....so worry....panic la....its been a LONG TIME since i last ncountered stuff like these...but thx 2 those past xperience...i m more calm now n steady.....phew
 
then xmas nite normal lo...nth much...got a grp of singers clalled wat wat Aga-pella?? no instruments...all voices....some even can make the sound of drums...REALLY NICE!! sand couple piece of songs...got 1 even SUPER old christian song...from our parent's generation 1...but i recognised it cuz last time parents played lots of old song.......got suprano la...base la...n many more...nice songs....n then like the dinner...i ate only 1 BIG plate...no 2nd round....cuz Danny was asking me 2 go wif him 4 the 2nd round...i stopped n told him...
 
" Im going 2 take pics wif frens....nice foods can always b eaten...but frens are not always there...so im taking pic wif fren now.." not the exact words but somehow tat sthe meaning....then he went O.O n
 
" Wah, i nvr knew such words can come out from ur mouth......" n looked surprised n like he found another part of lester in me tats like not revealed.....
 
there are a LOT of things i wana tell all of u....n some of u got MORE and MORE....but tis is not the place....got some ppl i cant get their pic i went so sad n during the whole dinner i even kept looking out 4 em......but they werent there.....
 
yep yep...but its really my last year here.....last le...n so many things happned lo....kk la....here i mark the end of my life in
 
Anglo-Chinese School ( Independent )
 
not end la CHOI.....if u ask me do i look 4ward in leaving ACS(I).....i wil say...
 
" YES....HELL YES!! "
 
if u ask me will i miss ACS...i will say
 
" HELL NO!!  IM CAN FINALLY LEAVE ACS N IM HAPPY WIF TAT"
 
if u ask y...i will say
 
" CUZ TOO many thingsd happned here n i dun like it here anymore...." n so on...
 
but tat showed nth....tis is the meaningful n REAL....
 
If you ask me whether have i regret on coming ACS(I), I will say
 
" NEVER "
 
tats 4 sure...i WILL SAY NEVER!!! so using tis....do u still think im a heartless guy ?
 

Monday, October 16, 2006

Time is running out!

as the topic suggests...i think y'all clearly noes wat im refering to...my *ehem*
 
General Certificate Examination " Ordinary " Level Examination
 
ok haf 2 keep oit short....im in McD now....cuz my boarding sch's painting my room....n uh....haf very bad haze now...i mean outside n i thought i was over but the sky proved me totally wrongly.....
 
so ow in McD....to study Biology 4 2molo's O lvl practical......
 
paint's gotten me real sick....got some running nose....then cough....inflammatory....n now....urghh....
 
last Wed went 4 hall outing.....i planned all the games n like a farewell speech 4 my 2 going-to-leave halltutors n bought all the presnts MYSELF!! truly it wasnt a pleasant ones...at leats the foods r nice 2 cheer me up....
 
n uh....last Tues i need not go 2 sch ne more...Thurs night went my aunt's house....n kid's r a pain....NO LA!! fun la...but painful thing is tat they keep bugging u.....n thank my uncle for the reminder
 
" Eh World of wracraft : burning crusade coming out! " i was all =.="
 
" Thanks 4 the reminder im having my Os now...."
 
haha....of course i played his charc a while....n was so glad when his guildmates praised me as a great player....his charc name's Arnaki so..
 
" wow thanks Arnaki for saving my ass number of times....almost die but thx 2 his healing..." again i was =.="
 
" erpps this is Arnaki's nephew....n i had taken over some 10 min ago..."
 
" oh ok...."
 
but later we chat for quite a lot....then sleep early cuz next day haf 2 take FLIGHT TWO to go back 2 sch...my aunt's fetching....2 the opposite bus stop LOL at least saved my time walking out al....
 
frankly i was very distracted last week...missed out A LOT of time dfrom studyin...time 2 keep up.....kk it ends here....or else it defeats the purpose of comin McD n study Biology....( trust me...even if its bio prac....we still need tons of contextual knowledge....especiall when comes 2 labelling of n UNKNOWN specimen....)

Sunday, October 8, 2006

F.I.R in a hazy Mooncake Festival

08/10/06 ,0010h

Ok its been a long time….cuz simply my blog’s blocked……blocking a blocked blog is simply unblocking something so meaningful 2 me like my blocked blog cuz when its blocked it blocks my….wateva….

Lets begin wif wat happens 2day…erps “yesterday”...

7 Oct….went for F.I.R’s concert n go get their signature….went @ 4.30pm….got @ the shoppin mall Junction 8 at some 5.10pm….ate McD….fillet-o-fish my all time fav….then head up…the queue was surprisingly long…its @ the 3rd level…on a balcony…it’s a place well decorated wif plants but sheltered as its specially designed 2 host events like these….then hor when I lined up…which is some 100+ ppl behind….tis guard stood behind me…I was like O.o…..then I noticed every1 stood behind him kena chased away….WOW I was lucky…I was the last one!!

Went in alrdy….n then hor nobody followed up behind I was like PHEW!! So lucky…it’s a lie…ceh….they jzu temporarily blocked the place up la…no biggie later still got some 1k ppl comin in lo….waited until 6.30 then start….1/2 h late…..they passed some pics of F.I.R wif a handle so we can waved around….i got the Faye one….coolies…actually I was @ the rear of the space so ppl were giving from the side so tis gal was passing so she got me tis n said sth like “ aiya u guy can look hor “. I juz merely smiled……n u cannot believe this…tis REALLY retarded guy…I mean REALLY RETARTED guy came n asked

“ wat is this hah?!”

“ err…….concert?”  I was all O.o

“ wat they r going 2 do ah??!!”  asking after his annoying tap on my shoulder

“ …………………sing?.........................sign albums?”

“r they giving posters? When r they ending?”

“ maybe they’ll gif some………………..i duno when they’ll end oh…..”

I was all O.o n even ppl around me oso like haf this sort of lookings on him….weirdo…n his shoulder tapping was super-paperly annoying… “CUT it out alrdy u fucker!! Stop tapping my shoulder u retarded son of a bitch! Go fuck ur own fucking asshole! Fuck u fucking fucked fucker!!” I was all going 2 say it lo LOL…..then this band so called F.I.R’s junior called “lost-ur-way soldier”….in hanyupinying called “ MI(2) LU(4) JUN(1)”…..number represent’s the tone….the - / V \ thingie….then I couldn’t gif a damn 2 em…singing some lame songs….i toke quite a number of photos of em but ended up deleting em 2 save space for F.I.R lo…lol…..then F.I.R came….wah kaoz….my ears all go numb cuz of all the gals screeching-glass-breaking-and-ears-tearing screams….then they sang 8 songs….nice huh…usual thing…some talking….theres this part where they talk till half…..the whole mall’s fire drill went off….then everybody like O.o n dun gif a shit….then the R guy…which the guy always in specs 1 in the F.I.R band said sth like this ( actual in Chinese but juz translate la)

R : “oh I think we sang too fiery liao till the fire alarm went off"

Then Faye said...

F : “im glad tat non of u ran away...."

Then they gave out posters but I muz say…..BAD THROWS!!! I get none!! Ne ways no bigie but I got their signature….shoke wif their hands….wow…even toke a photo of my palm after shaking their hand….LOL…..then went back n ate some fish n chips @ dover market…got a Big Gulp @ 7-11 ….iced lemon tea….walked back….n “oh finally my dry-cleaning of my undergarments n swimtrunks’s done….” while hanging on my wooden bridge which I made during a project work in sec 2 n its suspended from my racks on top of my table wif books pressing 1 end of the bridge firm down….LOL

Now sth else la…Singapore been having bad haze…..our scope of vision can only extend to a 500 meter radius…outside tat boundary….non can b seen….at all…walau….n the air seriously affected lots of our health….n slightly increase the temperature though….looks all like Genting Highland now...

N there r many reports of diarrhea ( or rather Diarrhoe or wateva the spelling shit is…) n vomiting n some fever…..some primary sch got some 20 cases of this n when our sch got TWO ( yes ONLY 2 of ours in some 2k students ) it went to Channel News Asia n our sch name’s appeared in the report….n then those 2….which 1 of em is my hallmate kena quarantined…he looked so innocent n helpless…cuz at night my fren n I openly walked in2 the medical centre which is now n isolation ward for the 2 of em n visited him….NONSENSE…I think maybe the haze n those air particles affected the food hence the diarrhoea and the vomiting...

N these fews days in sch got nth 2 go…got my sch magazine recently…n got all my clasmates’s signature…lots of funny 1…. “ SCHOLAR DIE!!” or rather “ FOREIGN TALENT SUCKS!! CHANGE IN MAGNETIC FLUX LINKAGE!! FUCK U LA LESTER!!” which all of em is a joke of something…long story lazy 2 mention…including the FUCK U LA thingie…when I gave 2 my physics teacher n sign…her eyes appeared so widely when she saw the “FUCK U LA LESTER” n I haf 2 like cover it n smile helplessly “ heheh~~mdm juz ignore tat….he~~he~~hehehe~~” n got my class photo alrdy…3R n a 4R...

N oh yea how could I’ve 4gotten….the “ Night Sun Brownie Day”…… ok wateva….Mooncake festival la….or rather I called it “ Mooncake day” lol….astronomy club haf all some 4 telescopes rdy….P.S. those telescopes r REALLY big…..n sophisticated….length of ur leg…or even longer…n the diameter of almost 2 roti canai….or lil more….then I juz went n toke a 5 min look @ the moon….then went off…at nite ate my all-motherly-loving-“sea out sky”-branded-mooncake-from-KL and borrowed some red tea leaves n brewed some Chinese tea n enjoy the mooncake..

N uh….nth much…finally get 2 play badminton yesterday….boarding sch’s in the process of renovating ( finally after some 12 years ) n they’re repainting….n it stinks….really….especially when they repaint rooms…..luckily not my hall’s turn yet….been swimming a lot lately…..gettin some sun tan….however the triangle tan-line will b obvious n tat triangle r especially fair….u noe whers tat…gosh when can I get a even sun tan??!! Where can I go??!! Grr….n uh….hall’s refrigerator a bit spoiler liao…no longer cold liao….so cannot drink milk ne more….same usual thing at nite…the stretcher n pull my arms…..widening shoulders….n daily exercise ensuring the furthest delay of getting a tummy….n pimples….on my face….sigh…..n of course…O lvl exam…n some 4-5 papers for almost each subjects….sigh...

Life is like a blood-stained rose, with its torn pierce into human’s very tender flesh, and when we seize to take recognition of it, it simply demonstrated a dull colourless look of it, indicating that we are simply eroding away from our life and, colourblinded. This signifies...

Nothing la of course…wat the crap is that…doesn’t make sense at all…rose like life then wat cut in2 skin? R u mad?! No sense of literature n u even jumbled up all the similies and metaphor up….ONOMATOPOEIA!!!! sounds cool…n again out of point….sigh...

Sigh….enuf alrdy….ur blogs stop here okok la it stops here...

Sigh….didnt I said th~~

Sigh...enuf u fuc~~

OKOK BYE!!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Senior's Night 06'

29/09/06 - 2350h

Ok its been a while since I last typed….however the main reason im back to this is because I just had my Senior’s Night Dinner….its a formal dinner in our school’s auditorium to bid farewell to all those taling GCE “ O” Level Examination who will b leaving sch very soon….like a farewell dinner oso….

HOWEVER be4 tat…..this morning is our school’s Farewell Chapel Service…which is the whole sch gather 2 bid farewell 2 us Sec4s Express classes….( not 2 mention next Mon we’ll b coming back cuz this Sec4 batch is very poor in results n expected 2 come back for normal lessons…..dammit)…n uh….ya lo…sing songs….then some speeches….then after tat some 10 min break 4 whole sch then back at the new auditorium….which is named  Tan Sri Dr Tan Chin Tuan Auditorium….in memorial ( CHOI!!) …sry….in appreciation for Dr Tan Chin Tuan who FULLY donated the whole auditorium which has a capacity of about 2k or maybe more…..n then proceeded to Honour’s Day Celebration….(it’s a damn Friday…y so many things wan…)….of which I will b one of 900++ ppl who will go on stage n receive a certificate ( which is replaced by a fake stroll…looks cool huh) ……Certificate of Distinction in Interact Club……cool huh….got Silver last time round for my Uniformed-Youth Organization ( UYOs) which is silver….joined 1yr+ then got silver is considered GODLIKE…frankly….then go on stage receive the damn stroll after hearing some 15min speech from sch principal Dr.Ong ( of which I slept for 10min….) n our Guest of Honour….if not mistaken Minister of Education of sth like tat….n some 15 min speech ( of which I slept for 5 min)…..then the end….chiong back boarding sch…..BIG THANK YOU 2 those laudry aunty who were willing 2 trouble emselves n help me wash my long sleeve shirt n sch pants so I can wear 4 2nite’s Senior’s Night….ur the BEST!!!

Of which I would like 2 mention something…..this is damn not a lie….after I read this then u would know how great out sch is…..( which I fear I might 4get 2 mention….cuz it was mentioned 2 sec4s during farewell shapel service…)….in…

Year 2004 – ACS(I) achieved the top two Ministry of Education awards

Year 2005 – ACS(I) have all its Performing Arts Club ( some 6 of them, Guitar Assemble, Drama, Chinese Performing Arts etc) obtained Gold awards, of which 2 of them obtained Gold with Honours

Year 2006 – ACS(I) have been the Top Sports Boy School in the entire Singapore for the 10th year, beating other prestigious school like Raffles Institution, St. Andrews and Hwa Chong Institution. Of which our schools have some 10 plus sports ( in fact we obtained 13 gold medals this year for sports)

This is sth really great…..AC man…..ok the lets move on to Senior’s Night….some short speech form Dr.Ong….then of course be4 tat keep taking photo like siao….then during dinner time got some performance…like singing….n then teachers sang oso……of which all of us openly n rude-ly called out teachers name without the appropriate addressings….liek our PCT ( pastoral care teacher…which is also n assistant class teacher) Mr. Thong Nai Kee….we openly kept calling him “ NIKE!!!” wif our principal nearby….of course lights were dim then…so lol cant c….n then our CT ( class teacher ) Mrs Ho – Toh Ling lee ( her name was registered this way….her husband’s surname’s Toh but she wanted her own surname 2 appear so she registered as Mrs Ho-Toh Ling Lee but most of the time we call we Mrs Toh….in fact shes our new CT….n I nvr realized she ALSO n GCE “O” Level Social Studies marker….she taught us SS alright….wow….but can tell shes very experience oso….of course my previous CT better..Mrs Lee…..35years of teaching….) ….and we kept calling “ HO-TO-HO-TO-HO-TO-HO-TO…!!” non-stop lol…we even did tat in front of her face but she was alright wif tat…I think so….n then some video clips on all the teachers farewell msg 2 us….some Physics teacher said n was showed exactly on the screen “ Believe in the POWER of god….” Then sth sth like “ Latent Potential Energy” and calle us 2 teasure “ TIME” and exam’s not far way n we should “ SPEED up…” cuz the “ DISTANCE….” N many more lame stuff la….n we should always get out “ WORK done…”…..1 thing u should noe…our sch teacher r super lame…..at times lamer than us….then after tat we sang “Au Lang Syne”….n then followed by our sch anthem…..be4 tat also got a toss….we “YAM~~~~~~~~~~~~” for like some 2-3min lol…..n like everybody’s like shouting our real loud….n I was really shouting real loud…its like 3 years in ACS….everything were shouted out n expressed out loud….then “ SENG~~~~~~~”……then some 20sec silence….then 1 of my classmate..also a rugby player…..suddenly….” YAM~~~” then there goes the 2nd yam seng for like some 2 min….then seng again…lol…..we joked a lot…ran here n there n take picture…..ate some real gd food….( of course we paid S$40…..i haf totally no idea when they’ve taken tat $$ from us….dammit u sly ACS lolz)…..then had some real great time treasuring the very last moments we haf….

Theme is  “ Till we meet again”…..n my 1 of my classmate told me..

“ yea yea till we meet again…..on next Monday…”

I lol’d….

Oso….all of us haf a mini-booklet…(of which I lost it LOL)….its a booklet wif all classes a page of photos….n juz like tat la….n our class secretly put 4 teachers photo from the sch’s staff’s profile….PCT looking at the side with the bubble saying sth like “ wat is tat?” n our A math teacher…*inhale* Mrs Dalwinther Kaur…..saying “ If Ruben can do it, so can u”….cuz Ruben Money ( yes NO DOUBT tats his real name….) is quite a slacker in my class….n she like to tease…*ehem* let me rephrase….INSULT him a lot….2 examples…theres this once she kindly asked whether Ruben will go IB next yr n stay in ACS(I)..he mentioned no n she was so disaapointed…cuz…..she simply haf no 1 2 insult next yr anymore….n she said tat in front of my whole class….n during the dinner the farewell msg she also mentioned tat she’ll miss Ruben ( n of course we ALL noe WHY….)….n then theres this once my fren behind was like complaining 2 her in class bout A Math homework n “walau madam im gonna die la…”…she looked very serious n turn n asked me “ Lester….pls open the window now….” Of which outside the window is some hollow space and is some 4 storey high…..LOL…..n then Ms Chew Kar Wai…my English teacher….( of which our class split in2 half for eng..this goes well 4 all the class in O lvl….)….the bubble saying “ FIGHT AHH!!!” lol of which she came 2 our dinner table n threatened us 2 reveal the culprit of doing this….lolz….of course la…she everyday in class…for eg….” Walau madam y gif sumore homework!!”….then she replied….” Y NOT HAPPY AH??!! FIGHT LA!!”….1 thing u should noe..she VERY feminine…n very gentle n like very high class 1….n she can said like tat 1 le…of which the whole class would stand up n started yelling “ FIGHT LA!!!” n she would “ OOOI!! DUN AH!!”….n then some disruption tat’ll carry on for some 5 min n she’ll start scolding us….”Listen..u stop talking n stop being irritating…”….im glad tat im ranked the top for imitating all the teachers…of course being ranked by my classmates….n everytime I’ll imitate her saying “Listen…U don’t roll ur eyes….make all the “ze-ze” sound…n tell the examiner As I mentioned Earlier….no u listen…u don’t do tat….listen stop being irritating..” in fact she said tat 2 almost every class be4 our O lvl eng Oral Examination….n I bet wif all my frens tat she’ll say tat n no doubt I won the bet la….cuz she told us not 2 do tat if the examiner prompt us the same question again during the oral exam…..if not we’ll irritate the examiner n marks will go straight down….n lastly…our chemistry teacher Ms Kwoh Siew Lai….” Just drop Chem la..” lol…she everyday call us 2 drop chemistry 1….cuz we did quite badly for chem tests n 2 prevent us pulling the whole cohort’s average….she advised us 2 drop chemistry however all done in the state of joking……I juz realized sth…I typed DAMN a lot alrdy…..actually I planned 2 do sth more but ah 4get it….do tat after O lvls la…of which I’ll comment sth or rather my feelings or impression of all the teachers who haf taught me ever since Sec2 ( tats my 1st yr la…) n my classmate from Sec3 ( cuz all of us will b in the same class in sec3 n 4 cuz we’re all taking the same subject mah….)…but tat’ll b long n better I need 2 attach some photos la….n type tons of codes like I haf 2 convert the sign > to ) k….(image)(a href=”blablaba” ) n codes like those so they can ppear next 2 my text…gonna b painful man….but

Anglo-Chinese School ( Independent ), it has been a fruitful 3 years here, of which I truly understand the motto which wears on everybody’s mouth, “Every ACSians, A Scholar, An Officer, A Gentlement”. Although I have went through ups and downs, however I must hereby thank you for all these sharpener which further molded my characteristic into a better one. I also thank my Sec 3 and 4 classmates, as although the monkey-nature likes of you pissed my off many times and seriously affected my studies, but I thank you one thing, you taught me how to be happy ; you taught me how to be less hot tempered ; you taught me to be patient ; your childlike behavior taught me to forgive and forget in just a matter of time ; and the most important, you taught me how to play  pranks on teachers! Of which in the process many teachers are hurt, my sincerest apologies to you all, but we meant no harm but just plain playful. Many times I was tied to the nature of the becoming an obedient and respecting student and feared all teachers, but this breaking of the barrier to establish a communication with our fellow teachers, it gave me a great sense of belonging. Although I was scared to play pranks on teachers last time, but I learnt to join in and although this looks seemingly a very wicked thing, but those, are some truly great, worthy memories. I Thank you all, for giving me a really wonderful 16 and 17 years old, and a really great teenager hood, seriously, though we screwed many of our examinations, but I have totally no regrets.

Do u feel like crying? Nah….but frankly….i’ll really miss u guys….( sounds gay….anyways…FUCK LA!!!)…..

Well something anti-climax here…after it ended…we took tons of photo….n oso heard tat many of the Sec4s are going to sing Karaoke la…go eat supper…n drinking alcohol…not sure bout it….but drinking when ur still under-aged is illegal in sg n will really put u in a REALLY unfavourable situation….

Friday, September 22, 2006

Preliminary Examination II

18/09/06

A Math Paper I - Like hell la….i studied A MATH!! Have u ever heard of ppl studying for a math? Well I did lo lolz….guess wat? Some 5h were spent on A math over the weekend n I juz keep looking through past prelim papers n look for possible questions that I may not know of…I mean how 2 do la….n then uh….yea in the morning….like hell lo….very scared n terrified and were engulfed in fear….saturated with miseries…omg….then went in the exam n do la….but actually I shifted my priority from a math to bio….planned to get A1 4 a math but errps a bit the late liao but bio still poosble….so ya la…BUT I still put in like damn a  lto of effort 2 boost my amth….who noes miracle might happen n I might get n A2 lol…..then went in…..got 2 question duno how 2 do….then got this 1 question…actually quite easy but I made a DAMN BLOODY MISTAKE!! I realized it bu when I got the chance to revert it back….its alrdy 2 late….

12)c) A function f is defined by f : x -> 1 + 4x – x^2 , -1 < x < k

      i) Express the function f in the form of b – ( x – a )^2

FUCK SHIT!! WHY U TREAT ME LIKE THIS!! I BLOODY HELL NOE HOW TO DO THIS VERY WELL!! But my answer’s somehow different…the value for b is 1 + 2^2…instead I mistaken it n wrote it as 1 – 2^2……LISTEN HERE!!! I NOE I MADE A MISTAKE when I proceed 2 the rest of the question….but I juz cannot think of whether I should +2^2 or -2^2….i duno I juz simply go blind..then sumore got this question on differentiation and its function….

9) A particle moves in a straight line with a velocity, v ms^-1, given by v = 4t – t^2. When t=0, its displacement from a fixe point O is 3m

   i) the acceleration when it is instantaneously at rest

   ii) the value of t when the particle is again at its starting point

   iii) the total distance traveled by the particle for the first 7 seconds

P.S. cuz this is lame cuz I haf 2 type powers in the form of a^b….n uh….funny thing is at first I thought the 3m is 3m with the m is n unknown…later after 1 min only I realized its 3 metres….lolz….my fren made tat mistake n it was the joke of the day…LOL

GOD DAMN IT!!! I BLOODY DID ALL THE EXERCISE ON THIS TYPE OF QUESTION!! But my mind was somehow blank tat time…only did the 1st question…2nd n 3rd cant do la….fuck it….when my teacher gave exercises on this type of question way be4 the exam I bloody hell did all la….WALAU THIS IS UNFAIR!! A MATH IS RIDICULOS!! Can  u imagine u go 2 the market n tell the aunty there “ Hello aunty, I wan $ (4^3/2)( ln e ) worth of apples pls?” WAT THE HELL!! U DON’T RITE!! U JUZ SIMPLY TELL EM “ aunty I wan $ 8 wrth of apples” rite mah!! Urghh…..but of course somehow I find this argument lame….when comes 2 engineering…uh u noe la….then u might wana say we are FORCED to take it…errps….but I CHOSED to take it….oh wells….CASE CLOSED

Thx 2 my fren…..encouraged me by sayin….” Even if u lose 20 marks in the 80 marks paper I…..and 25 marks in the 100 marks paper II….u still can get A1 wud….” Wah kaoz….THANK YOU!!! I felt so much better hearing tat LOL

Geography Paper II - “ It is my duty to read you the preamble. You are warned that any unauthorized material such as notes and formula sheets, if found in your possession, will be taken to mean that they are intended for dishonest use. Please check your pockets and pencil cases now………….”

And at times some xtra will b there like the banning of handphones etc….i assured u….they said EXACTLY the same thing every time for every single exam ever since my sec2 year lolz….nth much…just that big map lengthen all the way form 1 end of the table 2 the other end n still stretches further n like how ma-fan reading the map n answering MCQs ( which is so-called objective questions in M’sia)…..hmm then got 3 papers doing 2gather…Geog paper I…..Lit paper I…..and Chinese lit….all 3 @ diff timing….(in order) 1h15min….1h20min…and 1h30 min….lol make our CPE so gan-jiong n haf 2 make sure we don’t talk la n things like tat….=D

19/09/06 

Biology Paper I / II - be4 I went in I was all like….” Oh no la…its gonna b like damn hard la….” N furthermore I slept @ like 12am last night n this morning gave myself a double dose by drinking the last bottle of chicken essence oso loz…..then went 2 sch I didn’t read at all be4 I went in the exam venue….” Ok lester listen here….u studied more than enuf liao lo….u went through the half-a-thumb-thick ten-year series…” all the…ALL the short answer question in the book….ALL….toke me some 5h 2 do tat though…of course separated la….hmm I should truly believe in myself lo….i REALLY PUT IN SOME HELLA LOT OF EFFORT….then went in…..paper I….MCQs….WAH HENG AH!! EASY!!! Then slept for some 20min….cuz finish very early….not 2 mention there r very few bio students only…like only 9 rows….usually like 15+ rows….then most of em also sleeping…..then later switch to paper II….wah my heart “lub-dub” “lub-dub” alrdy la….then when open paper…..dun care juz do like siao…do do do….in half an hour’s time I finish half the paper liao n when I look at the clock I was all lik O.O WTF???!! So FAST??!! I re-check my paper immediately whether any mssing pages or questions…no ah…then ok moved on 2 2nd section…no wonder…2nd section’s very lengthy tats y….i end up finishing some 15min early….n recheck….then chilled out a bit…conclusion

An A1 or A2…..im confident of it….pls la…if u noe 90% of the paper and tat 90% is like damn SURE of the answer….n the 10% is juz like “maybe I’ll lose one point cuz I missed out one content” or sth like tat….juz tat im still sure of the answer lo…..UNLESS they really look for minute-details in our answer, if not I should b able to score VERY high marks…but not over-confident la…but I haf faith in my studies and all the mugging n exercise I done n all the effort I put in n im sure they’ll turn out to b rewarding….lets hope la….

A Math Paper II – also…told myself “ I haf done wateva in my strength to know what I should noe for a math….try ur best lester……n dun ever gif out until the last stance!” went in lo….guess wat? Total marks 80….i left one question worth of 5 marks cuz I simply do not understand what “ singular matrix” is in the question n wif tat I cant proceed wif the rest….only 2 realised tat it means it doesn’t haf n inverse….AH SHIT LA!! But however the rest I CAN do n KNOW how 2 do….juz tat I fear tat a lot of miscalculations tat might lead 2 the downfall of my a math performance….truly n seriously…

20/09/06

Higher Chinese Paper I / II - wow the whole audi's so packed....some 500++++ ppl in one audi...n guess wat? i couldnt bother much bout chinese lo...its crappy...n uh....paper II change format this year....i mean O lvl...its like some fill-in-the-blanks-with-phrases-which-you-need-to-choose-one-from-the-few-of-them-in-one-whole-long-passage.....n uh 3 comprehensionn 1 summary writing....n A LOT TO WRITE.....siao....untill i write till i feel dizzy...n when prelim ends....felt nth....

SUMMARY

Biology – A1/A2 , basically very confident with it, unless they asked for details then the marks might fluctuate a bit

Chemistry – A1 , no reason y I cant get A1….paper I, II, III all did very well lol

Physics – A1/A2/B3 , B3’s there cuz I think most cases I might get A2 n then falls off a bit….cuz screwed paper I

A Math – A2/B3/B4 , I really have no idea……

E Math – A1/A2/B3 , cant b so jialat rite….i think…THINK I can get better la…

Geography – B3/B4 ,  ah screwed it la! I dun plan 2 take geog in2 my L1R5 at ALL

Combined Humanities ( SS + Lit ) – A2/B3 , both did well….

English – B3/B4/C5 , errps…so long liaocant remember la…actually not tat well lo….hehez...but at least will pass

Higher Chinese - B3/B4 , i dun gif a shit

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And here i am finished prelim...but frankly....i felt even worst after prelim....totally got nth 2 do...aunty's left home to KL...NO WOW N INTERNET!! gonna gg find my dad's fren in tampines liao lol......n then here i m using this super slow internet @ McD....juz ate McFlurry n regular Fries right after my boarding sch dinner...now u understand how desperate i m 2 use n internet or not??!!! dammit....n next week....siao...all intensive teachings n paper review...imma gonna die...im FUCKING BLOODY HELL NOT WASTING MY 4 DAYS HOLIDAY JUZ LIKE TAT!!

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Preliminary examination

4 a sec i realised that all the error found in this website was due 2 my sch's firewall...omgz...but ne wayz here n update on my performance in my prelim n will b updated according to subjects n dates....n they are in the correct order

28/08/06 

English Paper I - ok i was having this slight headache n drowziness..however i still manage to make it through....toke panadol in the morning though....but overall ok la

Social Studies   - GREAT!! I spotted 4 chapters actually..more on 2 chapters....which r Sec 3 syllabus..its Merger & Separation of Singapore and Conflicts between countries....u canrt belive this...whole paper divided in2 two sections....Section A is Source-Based Question...4 Qs in total....Section B has 3 options....each option consist of 2 Structured-Essay Question which has 1/4 weightage of the whole paper each....guess wat? BOTH OF THE CHAPTERS CAME OUT!! I SPOOTED CORRECTLY!! be4 that i told my frens tat those 2 will come out most prob but they say conflict chap most prob not cuz its been comin out for the past few papers like mid yr la n things like tat but i still insist on studyin it LOL....then SBQ came out...whole thing conflict...SEQ....3 parts....1st part merger n separation....2nd option conflict ( again in the same paper sigh...) 3rd option gd governance LOL haha when i opened the paper i couldnt stop laughing however for the 1h30min i REALLY didnt stop writing AT ALL!! n its like max speed writing le....wah kaoz...my hand got damn numb in the end but oh well HAPPY!!!

29/09/06

Chemistry Practical - wah lao quite hard le...n guess wat...i FORGOT 2 bring calculator!! OMFG!! luckily the 1st fren i asked got n xtra....sumore im juz OUTSIDE the lab n like in 5 sec's time i need 2 go in alrdy....wah lucky sia....go in....its Back Titration....xpected however my greatest nightmare's there.....KMnO4...a very dark purple solution....cuz i recalled how i spilled it during mid-yr n now got phobia 4 tat chemical lolz....then em QA ok la ( Qualitative Analysis )...but very hard oso.....last QA asked us 2 drop 2 drops of lead(II)nitrate if im not mistaken then another 2 drops of the solution S ( which its REAL identity is unknown la tats y we carry out those tests to identity the chemical) n then BURN IT!! then collect the ashes n record the observation.....the ashes r in blue lo....lolz....then urmmm....every practical paper got 1 section 4 marks only ask u 2 like a theory test 2 find something...like conecentration or sth else, n we juz need 2 write everything out la.....something like we need 2 look 4 the concentration of the another similiar soultion P ( not 2 mention there r 3 solutions in total...P Q n S) by using CONDUCTIVITY MEASUREMENT 2 find the concentration n i was all " WAT THE FUCK??!! I'VE NVR SEEN SUCH QUESTION BEFORE THROUGHOUT MY 2 YEARS OF CHEMISTRY???!! WHOS TAT TEACHER WHO SET THIS PAPER HAH?!" n in fact most of us duno how 2 find n we juz ne how tembak....but overall ok la....plotting of graph i get very perfect lines n they meet each other nicely at the x-axis n the value is 27.0cm3.....heehzzz....eh helo! i paid the fullest attention to chemistry prac 1 le...EVERY single practical in sec4 i ALWAYZ pay fullest attention n gif my best try 1 le....but then the quarantine part is painful....stay in classrm all the way from 0930-1400....gosh can die la....

30/08/06

English Paper II - Ok la....i juz did as per normal...normal Qs 45min....then summary writing 45min la....cuz my teacher alrdy gave enuf exercize liao la.....

E Maths Paper I - HORRIFIC!!! siao ah...paper 1 alrdy so hard mn tricky liao....wat more bout paper 2.....it went all well untill i bump in2 question 7 n 13...skipped those 2 n continue the rest....coulnt figure answer for Q7...its some polygon n some angle question la.....paper last till 1244h n i figured it out @ like 1242h n like rushed everything in 1 min...lolz...3 marks question....Q13 i only figure out 1 of its answer....22 question le...total of 80 marks....so far i only left 1 question blank which worth 1 mark.....n then A LOT of mistakes in the paper....examiner haf 2 keep pausing us n tell us where 2 correct those mistakes n guess wat? construction going juz right outside n like DAMN FUCKING NOISY!!! gosh HELLO??!! im having a paper here!!! URGHH!! but luckily i can finish most of em.....sigh.....however got no time 2 double-check lo... >.<

11/09/06

Chemistry Paper I / II - A1, just n A1 in my mind

12/06/09

E Maths Paper II - confirm die....some 20% out of the paper which total marks is 100 confirm gone...actually...VERY poor time management....the 20% i mentioned....all left blank....in fact a lot of my frens oso like that....some said cuz paper 1 too easy tats y they make p2 harder 2 balance it....but...BULL SHIT!! i felt like omg imma gonna die liao...i muz say im quite disheartened....very the disheartened.....my A1 4 e math's like a bubble....juz a gentle touch n there goes a 'pop'.....seriously....VERY disheartened......dissapointed la....

Geography Core Paper II - felt a lot better....but feel bad 4 my hand cuz imma gonna need 2 write 2h15min non stop.....yes n i mean non stop n even wif all the suuficiant time sometimes its not even enuf 4 us 2 write more elaborated n detailed stuff inside....rush rush all the way....thought physical geog part of the paper would b easy....aiya Rivers comfirm come out....Climate n Forest....then Weather n maybe Weathering 2gather.....then Coastal Formation lo....cuz paper's got 10 question....out of which u muz choose 4....most of the time i'll do 3 phy n 1 human....human geog like tourism la....manufacturing la...population la....settlement la...but in the end....LOL u cant believe...cuz phy simply got 2 many case studies question i ended doing 3 human 1 phy....after some 10 min of planning which Q 2 do...(yes the xtra 15min out of the 2h15min is 4 u 2 plan.....)....sigh cuz at leats my common sense can survive in human geog la....then after finish my hand like all dislocated n disformed liao.....then erpp.....my fren behind all talking but IM NOT!!! I SWEAR IN SHIVA'S NAME!!! but juz laughing cuz they were commenting bout sth....then the invigilator....(this is gona b a series of dialogue....but be4 tat alrdy got 2 ppl kena called out cuz they were talking..)

" Row 9 table 8 come ou t" said the invigilator using a mic

"hah? me? " i wondered

" Yes la u la lester...." my fren's exclaimed

" wat the hell......" i mummered

" Omg....." I thought

" Ok the rest of u can leave..." announced the invigilator

" omg tis is damn embarassing..." I whispered to myself

" Do u guys noe how to keep quiet " she kneeled down in spite the fact shes up HIGH on the stage n we were down there

" LOOK MAN!!! I AINT DOING NE THING OK!!!" The devil inside me shouted

" Erpps madam i think u made a mistake, i was juz merely laughing at comments made by my frens....i didnt talk at all" later followed by a glare from her

" I just know u were having a great time behind" she said sternly

" Do u guys now how to juz keep quiet? the invigilators need the time to sort out the papers...n is very important...theres this once n invigilator left skipped a student n 4got 2 go back 2 him n if u were talking all of u will b put under suspicion of cheating...." and she goes on 4 a while then stopped n stared at us

Realising the fact that shes actually looking at me all the time cuz i was looking down....I PURPOSELY LOOK UP RIGHT INTO HER EYES!! LOL i juz look straight into her eyes for a moment n the moment she was attacked by this ray of righteousness n stopped looking at me n switched her so called VV..."vision victim"....VICTORY!!!

" If i c u all talk again....im going to hold u all back for 1h....no sleeping n nth...juz sit...n it'll b torturous..." she assured us

" Right right.....gosh im so s~c~a~r~e~d~~~~~" the devilish demon-liked devil inside me yelled. n then i picked up my things n started bitchin bout it wif my frens outside for 1 min...then left boarding sch n here i m typin lo =D

13/09/06

Physics Practical - Nothing much….just trying my best to do cuz I simply want n A1 from physics also….errps….but uh tat day sth happened…somebody’s calculator lost when we were quarantined and all of us haf 2 b checked be4 we left…rest ok…n experiment on testing our magnification n another on the heat n specific heat capacity of water

14/09/06

Physics Paper I / II - PHYSICALL STARINED for PHYSICS!! I studied until 1am+ cuz I simply got the energy 2 do so n uh wanted to go n xtra mile to really boost myseld to obtain the A1. Remembered woke up @ 5.30am sumore 2 study more…looked at tat bottle of chicken essence n told it “ I depend solely on you today lo” lolz…..then paper I how jialat la….i find it difficult….quite 4 me….i even got the 1st question wrong on how 2 take the reading of a micrometer gauge!! It should be 3.5cm ( yep I got tat correct ) n the other 1 I MISLOOKED it as 0.11cm instead of 0.9 cm!! n a lot of mistakes I made la….walau….but at least my paper II  was very nicely done….come 2 think bout it…..i really hope that my paper II and III ( which is practical) can really pull up my paper I result n get my A1….haihz…..i even haf a classmate come telling me tat he thinks he can get 90% n I was all O.O but I knew it as all of a joke though.

Literature - Feel ike crying…lolz…spotted 2specific question 2 come out for my literature text – The English Teacher…but hor…last minute my fren come telling me how he would bash another fren of his up if the question that this fren of my fren’s spotted dun come out…I more or less thought of it a bit…n guess wat…it REALLY came out during the exam n I really “spit blood” wah kaoz….but frankly I didn’t write much….only some 1 page+few lines more for each question….got 2 question la….wif 2 sub-question each…kinda….i really screwed cuz spotted wrong Q so end up deoing passage-based question lolz…at least tat passage on the paper and another half of the question is 2 base on THE REST OF THE NOVEL….after the paper ppl were all discussing bout it outside our exam venue of which I juz chiong staright back 2 boarding to sleep…started sleepin bout 2.30pm….n in 1 go I slept until 5.30pm….that chicken essence really helped me….dun feel tired till I reached back boarding….phew!! thankfully 2molo I got biology practical paper only….WAH HENG AH!!!

15/09/06

Biology Practical - Well nth much...but i muz say all my study previous night all gone 2 waste....not tat hard la....got some agar plate where we test for some biological detergents.....kinda lame....however my lighter for the Bunsen Burner got problem lo.....its like..."TAK" when i relight the splint 2 light the fire...then the fire sound with the pressure " PHOOP " then dun haf fire....in spite of the costant flow of gas comin out...then "TAK" again...then "PHOOP" ......."TAK" "PHOOP" "TAK" "PHOOP" "TAK" "PHOOP".......n it goes on 4 like 10 times LOL.....then i looked at the examiner which is my eng teacher Ms Chew hopelessly...then of course she got help 4 me la...not 2 mention when we almost enter the lab n saw tat she's the invigilator....all of us went " OH SHIT!!" LOL.....erps...then uh finish quite early lo the whole paper.....drew some LEAF n did some magnification test...boiled some Benedict's solution wif the sample to test for reducing sugars.....some iodine test....nth much....then when quarantined....our lit teacher Suzzie was sitting juz right outside our class in the quarantined area....then she mentioned something bout my Prelim Eng Oral examiner.....its a DAMN FUCKING long story so i dun bother typin here..ne wayz this's also POLITICALLY SOUND.....my mama out there...tell u more soon....n we were playing UNO STACK in the class lolz....remember UNO? n then the kinda game u stack up 3s blocks up vertically? n then u take piece by piece n put em up untill the thing went unbalance due to the many gaps n falls? yeap we played tat n obviously were damn noisy....PLEASE DURING QUARANTINE IS LIKE HELL BORING LA!!!!

Monday, August 21, 2006

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1) This laptop, NEC E6000X series will be sent in for repair as many unfortunate events had taken place and the computer's casing has been severely damaged. e.g. The elevator at the back / rubber-stopper had dropped off
2) Due to the owner's atrocities, he had previously left the entire laptop vulnerable to all sorts of ad-ware and spy-ware by turning off the entire system's firewall. He will attempt to format his whole laptop and this will last as long as the time taken for the Earth to rotate 1 round.
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4) However, this is addressing to the dumb owner's wise mom that no worries this will all take place after the torturous Preliminary Examination by your son which is in the Homosapien group. Futhermore, he would also like to mention that this laptop will be sent in for repair during his preliminary examination period thus posing no threat to his studies and will another factor of distractions to his studies will be eliminated.
 
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